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 Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:58 am
Summary of Thoma's fight below for lolz.
I left myself open for an attack, but not really.
So, I'm doing this, but what you don't know is, that what I'm really doing is this.
Well, eff your couch, I'm charging you.
Well, eff your couch, I'm throwing more items at you than a wood chipper, but, I'm not really throwing all of them at you, but you don't know that.
Well, I know it, and I deflect the rest with my forearms while somehow still maintaining charge balance and holding onto a hammer in my primary hand.
I feign fear and blow a wad in your face, along with a bunch of miscellaneous projected details noone cares about and you don't know about.
Well, I watched you in the last fight so I know all about that, so I'm doing this and thinking about doing this other thing you don't know about.
You must be an idiot, because CLEARLY you can't do that, and it does this, and this, and meanwhile I'm watching it happen.
Well, YOU must be an idiot because you don't know about my SPECIAL ARMOR that doesn't help me here, but I'll list a bunch of possible scenarios that don't happen. Actually one of them happens, but not really, because I'm actually doing that other thing I was thinking about before and told you about, but you didn't actually know about. N' stuff.
Well, you must be an idiot still because I haven't moved, but only because it's convenient for me to not have moved, and therefore your unorthodox attack that I saw coming even though I didn't know about it because you told me ahead of time doesn't work. Or something.
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C'mon guys. >.>
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:24 am
That doesn't sound fun.
That doesn't sound fun at all!
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:41 am
The Darth Vizzle That doesn't sound fun. That doesn't sound fun at all! *rRuns in outa nowhere and Super-suplex Darth, then drinks beer like a lunatic and screams random anti-wussy comments!* WOOO THE b***h IS BACK BABY!
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:48 am
-Sprawl, spin, counter-suplex.-
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:51 am
The Darth Vizzle -Sprawl, spin, counter-suplex.- -.......sits on you.....win.-
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:57 am
Unless you weigh like 400 lb you're getting bench-pressed.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:08 am
The Darth Vizzle Unless you weigh like 400 lb you're getting bench-pressed. .....364 actually......LMFAO *Manipulate the matter of the floor to fuse with your spine.....*
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:10 am
Yep, you're getting benched.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:12 am
The Darth Vizzle Yep, you're getting benched. Buty your stuck to the floor and can't move...so eventually...my weight will win.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:14 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:17 am
I just got called for a political survey.
"HELLO THIS IS JOHN FROM POLITICAL OPINIONS OF AMERICA!"
"...."
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:20 am
Sigil Warden Summary of Thoma's fight below for lolz. I left myself open for an attack, but not really. So, I'm doing this, but what you don't know is, that what I'm really doing is this. Well, eff your couch, I'm charging you. Well, eff your couch, I'm throwing more items at you than a wood chipper, but, I'm not really throwing all of them at you, but you don't know that. Well, I know it, and I deflect the rest with my forearms while somehow still maintaining charge balance and holding onto a hammer in my primary hand. I feign fear and blow a wad in your face, along with a bunch of miscellaneous projected details noone cares about and you don't know about. Well, I watched you in the last fight so I know all about that, so I'm doing this and thinking about doing this other thing you don't know about. You must be an idiot, because CLEARLY you can't do that, and it does this, and this, and meanwhile I'm watching it happen. Well, YOU must be an idiot because you don't know about my SPECIAL ARMOR that doesn't help me here, but I'll list a bunch of possible scenarios that don't happen. Actually one of them happens, but not really, because I'm actually doing that other thing I was thinking about before and told you about, but you didn't actually know about. N' stuff. Well, you must be an idiot still because I haven't moved, but only because it's convenient for me to not have moved, and therefore your unorthodox attack that I saw coming even though I didn't know about it because you told me ahead of time doesn't work. Or something. ----- C'mon guys. >.> Sounds like a GTB fight to me. lol
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:44 pm
Sigil Warden Summary of Thoma's fight below for lolz. I left myself open for an attack, but not really. So, I'm doing this, but what you don't know is, that what I'm really doing is this. Well, eff your couch, I'm charging you. Well, eff your couch, I'm throwing more items at you than a wood chipper, but, I'm not really throwing all of them at you, but you don't know that. Well, I know it, and I deflect the rest with my forearms while somehow still maintaining charge balance and holding onto a hammer in my primary hand. I feign fear and blow a wad in your face, along with a bunch of miscellaneous projected details noone cares about and you don't know about. Well, I watched you in the last fight so I know all about that, so I'm doing this and thinking about doing this other thing you don't know about. You must be an idiot, because CLEARLY you can't do that, and it does this, and this, and meanwhile I'm watching it happen. Well, YOU must be an idiot because you don't know about my SPECIAL ARMOR that doesn't help me here, but I'll list a bunch of possible scenarios that don't happen. Actually one of them happens, but not really, because I'm actually doing that other thing I was thinking about before and told you about, but you didn't actually know about. N' stuff. Well, you must be an idiot still because I haven't moved, but only because it's convenient for me to not have moved, and therefore your unorthodox attack that I saw coming even though I didn't know about it because you told me ahead of time doesn't work. Or something. ----- C'mon guys. >.> While I obviously don't agree with your points, I have to say this indeed made me lolz ^.^
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:39 pm
YOU!!!!! TELL ME Fireside's height! NOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8O This is crucial to me...cause y'know, Joe's mostly a close-range/melee fighter. Height and weight matters a lot. o.o
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:41 pm
Something like 5' 7", as I recall. I lost the flash drive I had the writeup on, but it's around that height. Definitely between 5' 6" and 5' 9".
Also, I will probably only be able to post another response tomorrow, gotta go for now. Sorry. sad
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