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 Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:52 pm
*Busts a gut laugthing at the last one.*
Claire: What does HUNK stand for?
HUNK: Hiding under nothing kool.
Claire: You do know that cool is spelled with a C right?
HUNK: SHE'S ONTO ME!! *Hides under Brad's desk.*
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:32 am
*Jill encounters a zombie for the first time*
Jill: Lyke, omg~ Your make up is totally wicked!
*Wesker confronts a zombie groaning*
Wesker: Like these shades, huh? Yeah, yeah! Is your name Susan, or what~? Let's go out sometime - I'll cheat on ya. Alrighty-then!
[[By the way, how -would- you say 'omg' in actual English? /Oohm-mmgh/ ? Or do you actually say the whole letters separately?]]
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:40 am
Kobo-chan *Jill encounters a zombie for the first time*
Jill: Lyke, omg~ Your make up is totally wicked!
*Wesker confronts a zombie groaning*
Wesker: Like these shades, huh? Yeah, yeah! Is your name Susan, or what~? Let's go out sometime - I'll cheat on ya. Alrighty-then!
[[By the way, how -would- you say 'omg' in actual English? /Oohm-mmgh/ ? Or do you actually say the whole letters separately?]] It's almost always pronounced as the letters, which comes out as "oh-em-gee."
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:00 am
Lol I figured. Some of my friends always pronounce it like that. Others go like 'Omhgh' Wtf lol?
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:06 am
Wesker just smacked Chris across the room.
Wesker: And that is the proper form of the oh so famous 'b***h slap'
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:48 pm
Wesker smacks Chris across the room.
Wesker: Chris! This... This is my pimp hand! Understand!?
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:51 pm
Jack Krauser, walking in a circle, looking frustrated:
"You know something? What good is this stupid arm if I can't even scratch my back with it?!!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:18 pm
*laughs at both of the last ones.*
Wesker holds Claire in a hold.
Wesker: Chris, I have some unfortunate news... Claire is pregnant, with my mutant child.
Chris: NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:57 pm
Barry: Jill, you investigate that scary-looking room with thirty zombies and blood all over with your handgun; while Wesker, Chris, and I will go to the kitchen where it's totally safe and filled with food for us to eat with our big-a** guns.
Jill: Okay. *suddenly pulls out her knife and goes in room*
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:01 am
I'm gonna add on to Kobo Chan's.
Wesker: She'll be fine.
Chris: You think so?
Barry: Well, we could always use a Jill snadwhich...
All: *Laughs*
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:51 pm
wesker- "it's okay ada, you can take your time retrieving the sample." lol
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:07 am
Jill: "That doesn't answer my question, Brad...Why the hell did you leave us there?!"
Brad: "Uhh....umm....Well I uhh..."
Jill: "We could have DIED!!! Most of us DID!!"
Brad: "But Jill, I-!"
(while walking away)
Jill: "Aw go ******** your mother...!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:57 am
Barry, Wesker and Chris make it into the mansion. Jill was no where to be seen. Eventually things happened. This is what the characters would NOT say:
Barry: "You were almost a Chris sandwich!"
Chris: "Yeah... It's dead... But... Richard... He's... Gone...
Barry starts crying.
Barry in caves: "Chris! You're alive! I was worried because I thought you were..."
He points the gun.
Chris: "Barry! I didn't wanna do it, believe me! I can explain!"
Barry: "Umm... That's my line.."
Chris: "Ah, just roll with it."
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Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:18 pm
Annette after seeing Birkin's transformed state.
Annette: JESUS CHRIST!! I MARRIED THAT ******** UGLY a** SON OF A b***h?
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:04 am
*Large Saddler statue begins to move*
Leon: "Metal Gear!?" It can't be!"
*Turns radio on*
Leon: "Hunnigan....Metal Gear is active...!"
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