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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:02 pm
*The explosion causes the jet ski to go faster and up a ramp, while Jack does flips and tricks* HA! Whoever said I would kill myself doing this should shoot themselves now! *lands and does a few donuts before the jet ski runs out of gas*....Awww....oh well.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:09 pm
Penguin Kingpin: US PENGUINS DO NOT RESOLVE THINGS PEACEFULLY! ATTACK!
::All of the penguins took out assault rifles from nowhere and began shooting at The General, and he took their bullets until he finally used his awesome laser vision on them and slaughtered them all.::
"Oh, crap again!"
::He fell to his knees, practically blinded. A red aura surrounded him which would slowly heal him.::
"Damn those penguins..."
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:12 pm
*is suddenly teleported to the south pole*
huh...wha...Oh hey General, want to go on a quest for high adventure, gold, new lands, monsters, and all sorts of wacky mishappenings?
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:14 pm
"Sounds awesome! But, look right behind you! It's a clone of Johnny K. Gambino and he's got a minigun!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:18 pm
AIIEEE! *screans like a girl* AND HE ISNT WEARING A SHIRT! RUN FROM THE FURRYNESS!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:21 pm
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"
::He screamed as he ran up to Gambino and jammed his pimp cane into his eye. Gambino then ran around screaming until he exploded, though it was just a gorey explosion and The General was still alive, but covered with blood.::
"ROFL!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:42 pm
*Melts the south pole* What did the south pole ever do for me >.>
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:33 pm
"Oh s**t, didn't you just cause global warming? DUDE, that pwns! We should blow up the world though, a villain's job is never done!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:37 pm
Yeah, next stop, the UNIVERSE!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:07 pm
"Wait, we're on another yacht now! Awesome."
::A beeping noise was heard.::
"SON OF A---"
::The yacht blows up::
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:08 pm
...ok who the hell is putting these bombs on these yachts?
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:16 pm
::Respawns in Barton Town.::
"I dunno, but that would kind of ruin the fun if they were identified."
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:18 pm
*floats in the water because of his life vest*
how did this happen?
*looks around for something to ride on.*
well shyte.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:02 pm
King Pumpkin Jack AIIEEE! *screans like a girl*
(I sound like such a scaredy cat when I scream. It's all high-pitched et cetera)
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:05 pm
Mademoiselle Fraise King Pumpkin Jack AIIEEE! *screans like a girl*
(I sound like such a scaredy cat when I scream. It's all high-pitched et cetera)XD I wasnt making fun of anyone.
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