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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:25 am
First person to tell a Chuck Norris joke.
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:14 pm
First person to confirm that astrology is not accurate.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:46 pm
First person to discover the flaws in alchemy resulting in the birth of modren day chemistry.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 4:31 am
^The real creator of microsoft.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:58 am
The only person to discover stone henges real use.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:09 am
^The creator of the infamous personality quiz question "What's your favorite color"
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:47 pm
once farted in front of company and blamed it on pet bird mrgreen
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:37 pm
The proud inventor of the spork.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:31 am
^invented the "gold fish"
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:09 pm
First person to establish contact with an alien species.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:20 pm
gave birth to a penguin and then named her bob. eek
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:34 pm
Once painted her face red and ran arround Las Vegas yelling "I am tourtise queen"
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:41 pm
^Stole the recipe for immortality from Keanu Reeves.
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Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:13 pm
watched martha stewart all christmas eve night until christmas morning. and enjoyed it xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:01 am
^^^^ Watched too many episodes of Hey Arnold! and liked Monkey Man so much that she wanted to be queen of Monkeys.. sweatdrop
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