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 Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:00 am
The Midget Cheshire's ear twitched.
"You know, I'm not a house cat." He stood up and patted Jade on the head. "But it is nice to see you again, even if you are a little different." Cheshire turned to Murphy and smirked. "As for you, I'm afraid I cannot allow The King of Spades to take my new friends quite yet. They are simply too amusing.""...Are you holding that tea cup with your feet?" Marie looked at Murphy, wide-eyed. "Of course he is." Cheshire rolled his eyes. "His hands ARE a bit busy you know.""Well excuse me if that isn't common practice from where I'm from." Marie glared. "Oh you are fun." Cheshire chuckled. "The only other person that is this much fun to tease it the White Rabbit. Too bad the King of Spades is always keeping him busy with something useless."(At the Palace) "Rabbit! I need you to organize all the soldiers by number, color, and shape!""...Siiigh...." [OMG! THE CHESHIRE CAT IS GAY WITH THE WHITE RABBIT!?!?!?!?! Lmao. Gays are adorable.] Jade pouted at Cheshire. "You never used to mind," he muttered, crossing his arms and staring off into space.Murphy stared at the girl with black hair and sighed, shaking his head. "Might as well get me a cup of tea, then," Murphy sighed, resting on his arms (like in the picture) and passed his cup from his foot to his hand and passed his pot from his head to his feet and refilling his cup, sighing in boredom."My, he sighs a lot!" Tommy exclaimed to no noe in particular. If he could see Jade, then why not the rest of them? When only Luna nodded, he sighed. Apparently Jade was the only one anyone could see.Luna padded forward and sat beside the very bendy young man. "My name is Luna. My newest friends are Cheshire," she waved to the cat-demon-man, "and Marie," she waved to the girl. "Tommy really likes tea and he's like, thirty-five or something," she said, waving off to Tommy who bowed couriously. Even if the man could not see him, he would still be polite. "Mae is the second oldest at twenty-eight or so and she's very proper and has a deathly fear of fire." When she waved off to Mae, the young man nodded and took another sip of tea. "Jenny's six and hiding behind Mae because she's afraid of Cheshire." The bendy man nodded, absently taking another sip of tea, not really focusing on her. "Jade is really a ghost and he had his own buddies like mine, but he hangs out with us because he's very nice, Luna said, smiling and nodding toward Jade to dipped his head politely. "Fred is about twenty-one and he's a pyromaniac. He burned down the school and that got me thrown in The Asylum."Murphy cut her off. "The Asylum?" he asked. The girl - Luna - nodded, a hint of regret crossing her face. Murphy gasped in silence. The Asylum. The most dreaded place in Wonderland. If you're sent to The Asylum, it's worse than the dungeons. Working there is just as bad as being locked up there. Murphy involuntarily shuddered. "Then I pity you," he whispered, glacing off guiltily into the grass. It was probably his charge's fault she was even there in the first place, poor girl. Murphy down his cup and pouring another one. He chain-drank several more cups before slowing down to just a few gulps every now and then. (Kinda like chain-smoking! xD) He cleared his throat and explained his presence. "The King of Spades requests that all Other-Siders are to adjorn to the Palace immediately." He sighed, swishing his cup of tea. "I could mention that the Cheshire Cat held me up." Again with the sighing. "But then he'd demand I kill the Cheshire Cat and throw me in the dungeons for a week fopr not killing him upon sight." Murphy sighed, gulping down his tea nad refilling the cup. "Then again," he said tyhoughtfully, "I could just tell him you lot were terribly hard to find. Or perhaps I could request the services of the White Rabbit, no doubt doing some foolish errand for that conceited playing card of a King of Wonderland's." It was treason, he knew, to speak of the King of Spades in such a fashion, but he didn't care. He couldn't do any harm with it or anything, so he figured it didn't matter what all he said about that b*****d. Now that was a thought . . . Nab the White Rabbit for the Cheshire Cat, make him happier, get the White Rabbit off the hook, and post-pone the Other-Siders arrival at the Palace all at the same time. Ingenius! Tea always did stimulate his thoughts . . .
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:56 pm
(^^ I like to think that the Cheshire is bi, personally. And remember, Rabbit doesn't like Cheshire.)
"I'm rather too large for you to hold on your lap at the moment." Cheshire almost sighed, but he didn't want to sound like Murphy. Instead, he patted Jade on the head again. "Besides, do you know how strange it feels to be pet by a ghost?"
(Cuz Cheshire is super blunt sometimes)
Marie's eye twitched as she listened to Murphy.
"I don't think I want to meet this king..." She watched him drink another cup of tea.
~Gee it's like he's addicted to the stuff...I wonder if he would go through withdrawl if he stopped drinking...~ Marie's mind started wandering.
(At the Palace)
"I think I shall check up on Madigan..." The King of Spades mused, pulling out a magic mirror. "Show me Madigan." A scene unfolded on the mirror. "Oh good, he's found them...Wait, is that the Cheshire Cat!? No, no, no!!" The King started to yell at the mirror. "That damn cat is always ruining my plans! RABBIT!!"
"Yes, my liege?" The Rabbit hopped over to the throne.
"Go and help Madigan! The damn Cheshire Cat has shown up to ruin everything again!" The king seethed, throwing the mirror across the room, where it shattered. "And get me another mirror!"
"As you wish." The White rabbit bowed before hopping out of the throne room, pausing to grab his rapier.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:33 pm
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Username: Yin Yang Angel17
RP Alias: Shyla Ozarka
Apperance: 
History:She's sixteen years old though she may not look it. Shyla was running away from home and from her abusive father when she was chased by some wild dogs. She slimbed up a tree in an effort to get away. She was fine until the bough that she sat upon, unsturdy with age, snapped and fell towards the ground and, her impending doom. But instead of falling to her death or ending up the dinner of those rabid dogs, she seemingly fell through in the air. She ended up in Wonderland. She'd been wandering lost, until a lady of noble blood picked her up and took her as a hand maiden for her son.
Race: human
Gender: female
Personality: Shyla is a quiet girl and not much for words, and therefore does not protest against cruel words said against her by employer or her son. She loves to sing and play music. That is what caught the Lady's eye in the beginning.
Other: She is claustrophobic and therefore does not like being surrounded by large crowds or locked in tiny rooms. She also has a tendency of multiple personalities. Her normal personality is a quiet and subdued girl who does what she is told. Her other half is a maniacal badass who doesn't let people treat her badly. She comes out when Shyla is being treated very cruelly. Her name is Alyhs, the opposite of Shyla because that is who she is.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:45 pm
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Username: Yin Yang Angel17
RP Alias: Sophia, Countess Of Hearts
Apperance: 
History: Cousin to the Queen of Hearts. Despises the Kind of Spades but sucks up to him so that he doesn't have her thrown in the dungeon. And in hopes he will be generous.
Race: human
Gender: female
Personality: snotty, prim and proper.
Other: Took Shyla into her care when she heard her singing. She thougth that Shyla might make a good present for her son and entertainment to the King when they went to visit. Profile Skeleton
Username: Yin Yang Angel17
RP Alias: Alec, Count of Hearts
Apperance: 
History: Son of Countess of Hearts. He despises the King of Spades as well but puts up with it for his mother's sake. Loves to showoff on front of him and make him look bad. Lifelong rivalry with King because of the fact that Alec believes he stole the throne from him.
Race: human
Gender: male
Personality: cold, gloating, loves to show off, boastful, full of himself, seductive, wrathful
Other: Entranced by Shyla's singing voice he begged his mother to give him to her. He treats her roughly at times though he believes that it's his way of showing her he likes her.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:33 pm
Marie rubbed her temples, trying to will her growing headach away.
"You know what? It's been fun, but I think I'm going to go now." Marie waved nonchalantly as she started to walk away. "I'll just find my way home myself."
"You won't get there by walking~" The Cheshire cat sang as he examined his nails.
Marie paused and turned around.
"Does this mean that you're actually going to tell me how I can get home?"
"Oh no, I'm just going to tell you how you canNOT get home, which is by walking." Cheshire looked up from his nails and smirked, showing off his rather sharp teeth.
Marie looked like she was about to suffer from a brain aneurysm.
"I hate you...oh so very much."
"Yeah, I get that a lot." Cheshire just grinned even wider.
"The King didn't even tell me where Madigan was..." The Rabbit sighed as he hopped along a random path into the depths of Wonderland. "Well, now that the King's mirror is broken, maybe I can warn the Other-Siders to go into hiding until the King forgets about them...which shouldn't be too long, knowing the King." The Rabbit smiled in spite of himself.
Meanwhile, at the Palace, the King was growing bored sitting in the throne room by himself.
"...RABBIT!" The king waited for his gofer to come to him. "....RABBIT!?" The King's face started to turn red in anger. "Where is that damn rabbit!?" A look of realization crossed the King's face. "Oh yeah, I sent him out to help Madigan...Damn." The King crossed his arms and pouted. "Why can't that Rabbit be in two places at once? Maybe I should chop him in half so he can..."
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:50 am
The Midget Marie rubbed her temples, trying to will her growing headach away. "You know what? It's been fun, but I think I'm going to go now." Marie waved nonchalantly as she started to walk away. "I'll just find my way home myself." "You won't get there by walking~" The Cheshire cat sang as he examined his nails. Marie paused and turned around. "Does this mean that you're actually going to tell me how I can get home?" "Oh no, I'm just going to tell you how you canNOT get home, which is by walking." Cheshire looked up from his nails and smirked, showing off his rather sharp teeth. Marie looked like she was about to suffer from a brain aneurysm. "I hate you...oh so very much." "Yeah, I get that a lot." Cheshire just grinned even wider."The King didn't even tell me where Madigan was..." The Rabbit sighed as he hopped along a random path into the depths of Wonderland. "Well, now that the King's mirror is broken, maybe I can warn the Other-Siders to go into hiding until the King forgets about them...which shouldn't be too long, knowing the King." The Rabbit smiled in spite of himself.Meanwhile, at the Palace, the King was growing bored sitting in the throne room by himself.
"...RABBIT!" The king waited for his gofer to come to him. "....RABBIT!?" The King's face started to turn red in anger. "Where is that damn rabbit!?" A look of realization crossed the King's face. "Oh yeah, I sent him out to help Madigan...Damn." The King crossed his arms and pouted. "Why can't that Rabbit be in two places at once? Maybe I should chop him in half so he can..."[Yeah, but seeing the Cheshire Cat hit on the White Rabbit would be absolutely hilarious. By the way, can I be the White Rabbit? mrgreen I like bunnies . . . xD Wait, RAPIER? I think it should be an umbrella that turns into a rapier, and his pocket watch turns into a time bomb. xD Also: Murphy IS addicted to tea. And so was the Mad Hatter, by my reasoning.] Murphy downed another cup of tea, his sapphire teapot magically refilling itself. "I do believe that is it impossible to return to your . . . home . . . by any other way than the way you came in," Murphy mummbled, half to himself, taking another sip of tea, his toes twitching above his head.Luna gasped. "Oh dear! If you're right, then I'd have to go to The Asyluym to get home!" Then Luna thought again on the subject of home. Home. Wasn't that with her parents, that little white cottage in the woods a few miles from the town they lived on the outskirts of? Wasn't home sitting by the fire in her fathers lap, having a bedtime story read to her before being taken up to her bed in the attic? Wasn't home kneading dough for the next loaf of bread for her mother? Home. Home wasn't where she'd be going if she disappeared back to the Asylum. No, she didn't want to go home. Why did Marie so strongly wish to leave Wonderland? Wonderland was amazing! She'd made some friends that everyone could see, not just her buddies. She'd made a new start in a totally different world where nobody hated her automatically for having her buddies. Wonderland. As close to home as she could ever get again. Murphy nodded. "I wouldn't advise going home, then, if your world's Asylum is anything like ours," he mused.Luna nodded, giving the young man a very awkward hug. "What's your name?" she asked. "Murphy Madigan," he muttered, and then, realizing she'd call him by his full name all the time, he quickly added, "But I prefer Murphy."Luna nodded. "Okay, Murphy," he said, smiling plesantly. The White Rabbit hopped through the forest dodging the mushrooms that crossed his path. "Now, where to hide the Other-siders? Hadn't the King of Spades smentioned the Cheshire Cat was with them and Madigan?" He shuddered. He did not like the Cat under any circumstances, though he would grudgingly admit the Cheshire Cat was a very useful ally. But, of course, he'd never say anything good about that blasted animal to his face. Splish, splash, splish, splash. Drip. Splat! The Rabbit shook his head irritably, shaking off the droplet of water. Oh, how he despised rain.Splash! Murphy looked down at his cup of tea and sighed, downing the cup and grimacing. He hated rainwater in his tea. Diluted the flavor, he thought. Murphy tipped his hat over the cup, pulling the cup in closer of himself so that no more rainwater would drip into the cup.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:55 pm
(XD Go fer it! ^-^ I luff the umbrella thing, by the way. SO Wonderland, yep-yep!)
Cheshire scowled as the rain hit him right on the nose.
"Bah! Rain." His tail twitched with distain. As he was a cat, he was not too fond of water in any form. He dissapeared suddenly and reappeared underneith one of the larger mushrooms. "That's much better."
Marie groaned when she felt the rain and flopped onto the ground, pressing the heels of her hands into her forhead before looking up to glare at what gray sky she could see through the vegetaion.
"And here I thought my headache was just from being around Cheshire..." Marie pulled her knees up to her chest and layed her head on them, pouting. "I have things I need to do at home..." She thought about what Murphy said. "...Does that mean I'll have to jump into a koi pond?"
"Hmm...." Cheshire stroked his chin. "Well, I don't think Wonderland has any koi ponds....but we do have the Coy Pond, but it's really hard to find."
"And why is that?" Marie sighed, not knowing what the difference was. It just sounded like he said the same thing twice, only putting a little bit on emphasis the second time he said it.
"Because the Coy Pond is a tease that likes to pretend it's shy. It really just wants you to chase it...like a certain Rabbit I know..." Cheshire's lips twitched.
"...That is a terrible pun." Marie smiled a bit in spite of herself. She did like puns.
"It's not a pun, it's the truth." Cheshire crossed his arms. "Here I am, trying to give you information and you accuse me of making puns."
"Hmmm." Marie was too tired from the rain to argue.
"....Well? Aren't you going to say something about my contrariness?" Cheshire's ears drooped a bit. "Damn. I finally find someone that's as much fun to tease as the White Rabbit and now she's broke."
"I'm to tired to argue with you. Rain makes me sleepy." Marie yawned as if to prove her point.
"Hmmm...." Cheshire smirked at Luna. "Say, is that Tommy of yours any fun to tease?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:34 pm
Luna scowled, crossing her arms. Jenny had flinched when Cheshire had talked about Tommy in such a disrespectful way, terrified she was next on his list. "You leave my Tommy alone!" Luna said firmly, glaring at Cheshire.
Jade nodded in response to Cheshire's question. "I wouldn't suggest it though," he said. He hadn't moved at all because he was a ghost and the rain just fell right through him. "Luna will kill over us five if you upset one of us too terribly or actively hurt one of us." The warning probably went in one furry ear and out the other, considering who he was warning.
The Rabbit opened his umbrella to ward off the rain, scowling. Now he'd have to spend time arguing with that contrary Cat in the rain and deal with Other-Siders, and then go back and deal with the King. Today was turning out to be even worse than his last birthday . . . At least then he hadn't had to deal with Other-Siders. The White Rabbit hopped along until he heard voices and inwardly moaned. That blasted Cat! He'd kill him after this, picking on some harmless girl. Horrible, horrible, horrible.
Fred leaned against the stem of a giant mushroom, hiding under the mushroom from the rain. He sniffed the air cautiously, wondering if he really was smelling a new flammable substance. Wait, yes, he was! "BUNNY!" he shrieked, then giggled madly.
"Bunny?" Jenny questioned fearfully, huddling beside Mae under another murshoom. and then the realization hit her. "The White Rabbit!" she squealed happily, clapping her hands. He'd save her from the scary cat-demon-man Jade liked so much! He'd take her to a warm, dry place and give her soemthing to eat! Well, maybe not the food, but definitely the warm and dry place! Without that evil cat there to eat her. Yes, the White Rabbit would save her.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:24 pm
Cheshire pouted. "I was just going to tease him. You make it sound as if I asked you if he was delicious with a side of chips." Cheshire shrugged and sigh. "Oh well, just as good I suppose. If your friend is right, that means that the White Rabbit has finally found us. I doubt he likes being called a bunny though..." The thought just made Cheshire grin.
"I feel so sorry for the Rabbit." Marie muttered. She was too tired to get up and under a mushroom out of the rain.
"Don't little human girls like yourself get sick if you sit in the rain?" Cheshire crouched down and peered at Marie from his mushroom. "If you're a good girl, I'll let you come under the mushroom with me."
"...I'll take my chances." Marie scowled.
"So cruel, and here I am trying to be nice." Cheshire pretended to be hurts.
"I'd rather sit in the rain like an emo kid." Marie tried to glare, but it hurt her head.
"What is taking them so long!?" The king huffed, slumping in his throne. "I'm getting bored! Why doesn't anyone care about me?" He sighed dramaticly. "I am here, suffering from boredome! Alone! Oh woe as me~" The king pouted. "Well? Isn't anyone going to come comfort me?"
Criket, criket
"...I hate you all!" The king wailed.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:01 pm
Shyla hummed softly to herself as she rode along the rode in the bumping carriage. She wasn't exactly sure where she was going but the Countess of Hearts had told her they were going to be visiting someone very important so she had better behave herself. Shyla had only nodded and went back to her work. Of course she would behave herself. She always did but for some reason they seemed to think that she would go into hysterics and cause havoc at any given time.
She sighed and shook head, glancing out the window. She started when she saw a great castle looming up in the distance. "Oh my goodness!" She gasped and stared in wonder. "Is that where we're heading?" She asked softly turning to look at Sophia.
The Countess of Hearts looked up at her and nodded. "Yes dear, that is where we're going." She looked out the window and then back at her. "We are going to see the Kind of Spades."
Shyla looked back at her blankly. "I'm sorry Madam. I do not know who that is." She paused and then added hesitantly. "I told you before that I'm not from here. I came from another-" She was cut off as a hand came down over her mouth silenceing her.
It was the hand of Alec. He rolled his eyes and whispered, "You had best not mentiont hat in front of my Mother again girl. Or.." He paused and then smiled evilly. "She'll have your head." He smiled even more as she paled and nodded. He tilted his head to the side and then added. "And you had best not say anything of that sort in front of the King." he said the word king like it was a despicable thing never to be spoken of. "I don't want to have anymore reason to be laughed at. Having a girl who claims she comes fropm another world would drive people to think that I''m crazy." He looked down at her menacingly, his hand tightening slightly until she shook her head back and forth emphatically. He let go and then leaned back in his seat.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:02 pm
"You're Highness, the Countess and the young Count of Hearts are at the front gates." An 8 of clubs informed the king.
The king sent a brooding glare towards the card soldier.
"Oh? And what do they want?"
"They're just here for a visit...I thought you were complaining about how lonely you were." the 8 of clubs reminded.
"Don't be as impudent to assume to know what your king was doing." The king's demeanor turned dark. "Guards!" He barked and almost instantly, a group of Spade soldiers appeared in the throne room. "Take this idiot and throw him in the dungeon."
"Noooo!" The 8 of clubs wailed as he was dragged away. The king smirked sadistically.
"I love it when they scream." (o.o that sounds so wrong....)
The king sat up straight on his throne and fixed his crown. "Might as well get ready to greet auntie Hearts. She probably just wants to suck up some more."
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:01 pm
Murphy sighed again, setting his pot of tea down on the wet emerald grass, the pale sapphire aglow in the rain against the dark green. He reached forward with his feet and roughly grabbed Marie and threw her under a mushroom, her head slamming against the stem. The roughness was do to the distance and Murphy's . . . lack of a grip on the girl. "Sorry 'bout that," he muttered, taking a sip of his tea and returning the pot to his feet.
A few irate White Rabbit hopped into the clearing and glared around. "Madigan!" he said, hopping over. "I trust you found them?" The young contortionist nodded glumly. The Rabbit turned his attentions to the Cat. "Obviously someone is a little cranky today. Roll off the hay bale you call a bed?" he practically hissed with venom. Oh he hated that damned Cat! That Cat would pay for his last birthday! A small form shot out from under a mushroom and collided with his side, mainly his right leg. "Oof!" he exclaimed, then looked down to see a little girl of about six squeezing him around his middle. "Oh I remember you . . . You're the one who ekpt doing the bunny hop behind me when I fetched Miss Luna from her world's Asylum," he muttered glumly, almost sighing but not wanting to sound like Madigan. "Oh dear."
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:22 pm
"And how are you this wonderful rainy afternoon?" Cheshire grinned like a mad man. "It's been so long Rabbit, about since your last birthday I believe, right? We should really catch up!"
"Ow..." Marie groaned, sitting up and rubbing her head. "Ugh, stop the world, I wanna get off~" Marie visualized a large bump growing out of her head a la Loony Toons.
"I'd offer to kiss it better, but as Rabbit knows, my kisses bring more harm than good." Cheshire tried to look regretful, but failed.
"...Wait, what rabbit?" Marie blinked in confusion, her thoughts still scrambled. Cheshire pointed to the White Rabbit.
"Oh. Hello." Marie waved lamely.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:46 pm
The Midget "And how are you this wonderful rainy afternoon?" Cheshire grinned like a mad man. "It's been so long Rabbit, about since your last birthday I believe, right? We should really catch up!""Ow..." Marie groaned, sitting up and rubbing her head. "Ugh, stop the world, I wanna get off~" Marie visualized a large bump growing out of her head a la Loony Toons. "I'd offer to kiss it better, but as Rabbit knows, my kisses bring more harm than good." Cheshire tried to look regretful, but failed."...Wait, what rabbit?" Marie blinked in confusion, her thoughts still scrambled. Cheshire pointed to the White Rabbit. "Oh. Hello." Marie waved lamely.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:21 pm
"You'll...clutch your stomach in pain?" Marie blinked, still out of sorts.
"No, that's his 'Other Sider' sense." Cheshire emphasized using air-quotes.
"Like spider-sense?" Marie blinked rapidly.
"...You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?" Cheshire frowned.
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