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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:39 pm
You're talking to teh girl who can fall UP the stairs.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:46 pm
I've fallen up the stairs a billion times. Peeshaw.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:47 pm
I fell up the stairs and hit myself in the nose with a shoe at the same time.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:56 pm
I've broken three chairs since I've been here....(in miramichi I mean)
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:01 pm
*thinks* I don't believe I've ever broken a chair. I broke a bed once.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:04 pm
gonk The bottom keeps falling out of my bed....
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:05 pm
I can top both of you. I set the carpet on fire, and one time at school I slid along a tumblemat right into the wall and nearly put my two front teeth through my bottom lip.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:07 pm
Yeah that's what happened to my bed. Plywood fixes it really. Just lay it under the mattress.
I ser my carpet on fire, set my shelf on fire, and got a concussion at school as wel as a staple stuck in my teeth which slicked my thumb adn got a seven inch long laceration from playing 'speed ball'
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:12 pm
You know that old playground equipment that was made with iron bars? I got a face full once....playing tag and I turned around...smacked me right across the bride of the nose and over one eye. Man that hurt...
Stepped on a broken bear bottle at the beach once...that one stung. Mom made me soack it in salt water. xp
no wait! I was swinging on one of those chain link, rubber seated swings. The rubber broke off from the chain wi'll I was in mid back swing...nearly tore off my ring finger. (laned on my stomach in gravel....)
Sorry Jason. Most kids set the carpet on fire.
Then there was that time I had that charliy horse a few months ago...it was here at my comp. I couldn't get off the floor for five minutes....
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:20 pm
Okay. here's the best one. you know at playground the two metal parrell bars? I was walking along them, slipped, and fell on a metal bar right between the legs. or, I forget what I was playing with at the time, but I nearly severed teh setpum of my own nose.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:22 pm
Gymnastics class =injury hell. My wrist is permanently screwed.
Whee, we just have so many battle scar stories.
Oh here's a good one. You know those metal cheeto cans? My brother threw one at me and split my eyebrow in half. Then we lied about it as I was getting stitches.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:26 pm
What's a cheeto can?
Stupid me...stuck my pinky finger in a pencil sharpner and turned it really hard....
I can't do the dishes without hitting my head on soemthing...
*shivers* Once, trying to get a loose tooth out...but it wouldn't budge. By the end, I had twisted it right around and flipped it UPSIDEDOWN in my gums...and it still wouldn't come out.
Damn that's gross, wish I hadn't remebered it....
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:29 pm
They put cheetos (cheese crunchy things) in a cardboard can with metal tops and bottoms. Apparently when thrown with enough force they can slice skin open.
Here's a math equation: Bike + string + foot - tooth
And I did the pencil sharpener thing...with an electric one.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:35 pm
Oh okay, we have those. Soft ones are just "cheesies" but most people just refer to..cheetos...as "crunchy cheesies" seeing as how they always seem to be going udner different names. No cans though.
I don't like that equation. I'm going t dream aobut loosing my teeth tonight...I know it....
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:38 pm
That's a horrible dream.
But yeah here Cheetos are the main brand. They're either called cheese crunchies (obviously crunchy) or cheese puffs (soft airy ones)
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