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Ral Roke rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-20)
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 Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:30 pm
Nelowulf I beat both of you. Elephant with a barret .50 cal anti-armor rifle. Sure. Just take the fun out of it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:31 pm
Ral Roke Nelowulf I beat both of you. Elephant with a barret .50 cal anti-armor rifle. Sure. Just take the fun out of it. Its the perks of being upper management.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:32 pm
I'd just call on my ninja penquins to come and invade your homes and refrigerators.
Nothing can stand up to the mighty Ninja Penquins.
They control the Big Red Button. With their minds.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:33 pm
Ral Roke Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone True Colbert is afraid of bears, but he has never heard of the Great Forest Massacre of 1997, that's a Johnny original! (As In I Johnny Malone secretly funded the war that brought pain and suffering to millions of woodland creatures! twisted ) And that is why my monkeys shall destroy this army of evil. You know that nothing can stand up to the might of SHOTGUN JUSTICE!!!!!!!!The problem here is that your Monkey's have to get in close to the bears for them to be effective. Besides the bears are just my main force. Monkeys can't stand up to my elite Racoon unit. They are like SAS but furrier. See while your worried about the main assault, thats when I send in my team of evil sword fighting monkeys to assassinate you. Clearly you do not understand how insanely awesome SAS is, otherwise you would be shaking in your boots Ral. Also I can handle sword wielding assassins. (Someone never saw the sword fight from Raiders of the Lost Ark) Besides I thought I was the evil one here? Nelo: You have a valid point, how much can I offer you for your elephant's services against Ral and his monkeys?
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:34 pm
Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone True Colbert is afraid of bears, but he has never heard of the Great Forest Massacre of 1997, that's a Johnny original! (As In I Johnny Malone secretly funded the war that brought pain and suffering to millions of woodland creatures! twisted ) And that is why my monkeys shall destroy this army of evil. You know that nothing can stand up to the might of SHOTGUN JUSTICE!!!!!!!!The problem here is that your Monkey's have to get in close to the bears for them to be effective. Besides the bears are just my main force. Monkeys can't stand up to my elite Racoon unit. They are like SAS but furrier. See while your worried about the main assault, thats when I send in my team of evil sword fighting monkeys to assassinate you. Clearly you do not understand how insanely awesome SAS is, otherwise you would be shaking in your boots Ral. Also I can handle sword wielding assassins. (Someone never saw the sword fight from Raiders of the Lost Ark) Besides I thought I was the evil one here? Nelo: You have a valid point, how much can I offer you for your elephant's services against Ral and his monkeys? More than you can afford, slicer. This elephant was trained by schlock. He's not cheap.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:36 pm
Nelowulf Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone True Colbert is afraid of bears, but he has never heard of the Great Forest Massacre of 1997, that's a Johnny original! (As In I Johnny Malone secretly funded the war that brought pain and suffering to millions of woodland creatures! twisted ) And that is why my monkeys shall destroy this army of evil. You know that nothing can stand up to the might of SHOTGUN JUSTICE!!!!!!!!The problem here is that your Monkey's have to get in close to the bears for them to be effective. Besides the bears are just my main force. Monkeys can't stand up to my elite Racoon unit. They are like SAS but furrier. See while your worried about the main assault, thats when I send in my team of evil sword fighting monkeys to assassinate you. Clearly you do not understand how insanely awesome SAS is, otherwise you would be shaking in your boots Ral. Also I can handle sword wielding assassins. (Someone never saw the sword fight from Raiders of the Lost Ark) Besides I thought I was the evil one here? Nelo: You have a valid point, how much can I offer you for your elephant's services against Ral and his monkeys? More than you can afford, slicer. This elephant was trained by schlock. He's not cheap. You foget with the profits I have earned from the 1997 war I have enough to afford the elephant for just enough to help beat back Ral's main force. (Besides it's more of a diversionary tactic for my SAS trained Racoons to take him and his cronies out)
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:37 pm
Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone Ral Roke Johnny Malone True Colbert is afraid of bears, but he has never heard of the Great Forest Massacre of 1997, that's a Johnny original! (As In I Johnny Malone secretly funded the war that brought pain and suffering to millions of woodland creatures! twisted ) And that is why my monkeys shall destroy this army of evil. You know that nothing can stand up to the might of SHOTGUN JUSTICE!!!!!!!!The problem here is that your Monkey's have to get in close to the bears for them to be effective. Besides the bears are just my main force. Monkeys can't stand up to my elite Racoon unit. They are like SAS but furrier. See while your worried about the main assault, thats when I send in my team of evil sword fighting monkeys to assassinate you. Clearly you do not understand how insanely awesome SAS is, otherwise you would be shaking in your boots Ral. Also I can handle sword wielding assassins. (Someone never saw the sword fight from Raiders of the Lost Ark) Besides I thought I was the evil one here? Nelo: You have a valid point, how much can I offer you for your elephant's services against Ral and his monkeys? Sometimes you must make peace with evil in order to destroy it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:41 pm
 FEAR THE WRATH OF MY BEAR ARMY!
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:42 pm
I think I'll just collect the bounties on both armies with one unit.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:44 pm
Nelowulf I think I'll just collect the bounties on both armies with one unit. Damn, I guess that's what I get for being the number one offender on all Animal Rights Watch Lists. I knew my war crimes would come back to haunt me. I must now appeal to the one man who can save me.... help my Crix Madine!
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:45 pm
Mayhaps it is time to rethink one's strategy.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:02 pm
Johnny, Did i forget to mention that Beowulf sits atop this mighty elephant?
Your Crix has been overtaken. And before you start getting any brilliant ideas, i'd point to the big orange globe above you known as the Cheese Star.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:04 pm
Isn't the Cheese Star Cale's?
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:08 pm
Ral Roke Isn't the Cheese Star Cale's? I'm Commandering it for the mission. Plus, if he finds out, I can always cut him in on the bounty for both of you. Then, we can release you back into the wild and begin the hunt again so we become repeat providers.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:11 pm
Wow. You really are an a**.
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