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 Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:15 pm
God'd have a blast. I highly recomend it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:18 pm
Quick, send him a hallmark card with said recommendation.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:31 pm
I'll just send it to Jesus, care of the pentagon.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:32 pm
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:36 pm
xd Why thank you.
*writes letter*
Dear God....
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:38 pm
...I'm sorry the human race pisses you off, but...
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:45 pm
....I figure this would be a great oopportunity for hilarity....
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:56 pm
...you remember the jellyfish right? Well you see that thing is...
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:39 pm
....I think you would look awesome as a jellyfish...
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:49 pm
...Now hear me out. See, when you come to Earth, everyone expects you to be all you know...they'd never expect a jellyfish. Which leads me to this...
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:50 pm
....freak out the christians, come on, it'll be hilarious....
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:24 pm
...No really...think about it...what's more funny than showing yourself as a jellyfish...just for a second imagine the look of shock on thier faces...
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:42 pm
...it'd be a better joke than sex. Really through people of balance, and make a lot of little kids happy....
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:51 pm
...come on, who doesn't love jellyfish? They're squishy and soft...you can throw them at your siblings...you could even be more popular than santa!...
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:59 pm
...me love you long time....
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