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 Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:28 pm
Somebody should do that. And in the meantime I'll keep getting drunk because I'm far too sexy for orbital death cannons.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:30 pm
I have an orbital death cannon. I use it to keep people off my lawn.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:39 pm
But when he moved beyond the face it ended in disaster.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:41 pm
I would like an orbital death laser to mow my lawn, and clear snow from the driveway in winter.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:44 pm
Elevar But when he moved beyond the face it ended in disaster. This is truth. Orbital lasers should not be used to shave your genitals.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:55 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:55 pm
When I was little I always thought that a permanent laser grid across the lawn to keep the grass short was a great idea.
Then when I proposed the idea to my sister she called me stupid and told me my dog would die.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:05 pm
Well it's time to get my d**k sucked and maybe a ball rub.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:12 pm
Mr. Crawley Well it's time to get my d**k sucked and maybe a ball rub. I'm telling!
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:14 pm
-backreads the lyrics- i only have one verse? the heck am i doing the rest of the time, headspins?
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:16 pm
Brie is gross, but havarti is ******** delicious.
CHEESE.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:20 pm
Shouyin Mr. Crawley Well it's time to get my d**k sucked and maybe a ball rub. I'm telling! Go ahead. I make no secret of the fact that I watch a ton of porn and masturbate.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:21 pm
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