Stemo
I saw a Christian book store right next to a porn store today...
The other day I saw two dogs humping in front of a church.
AND ON TO CURRENT EVENTS.
I went skating tonight. There were no teenage girls there. There were only preteen girls, little boys, and teenage boys.
Let me break this down.
The preteen girls form a line of five or six girls and hold hands while skating as slow as possible, and no one can get around them. If another girl wants to join, they come up between you and the wall regardless of how much room there is.
The little boys? "Hey! Let's skate backwards as fast as we can and make sure to cut across the middle of the rink at some point."
And then I was mercilessly hit on for three hours by people I'm not attracted to.
There was one guy who followed me around all night and wouldn't take the hint that I wanted him to go away.
So in summary, my evening sucked a**.