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 Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:29 pm
You get...a parking ticket?
I think it's still sick from the cannibalism...
*inserts Norbita*
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:03 pm
Poor magical vending machine. Imagine, having to eat all those wizards, pieces of wizards too, its sibling as well as (horror of horrors) something about History! And now, having to eat a dragon as well. Pretty interesting. You recieve an egg. It's Norberta's egg...what will you name the dragon inside? Or whatever it is. Who knows, maybe it isn't Norberta's...
-inserts invisibility cloak-
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LadyHealingHands Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:03 am
Well, something drops into your hands, but you can't see it. It's heavy and ticking...or is that purring?
*Inserts Cheshire cat's grin* Poor vending machine, now it's hiccupped something from a parallel universe, or a bad fanfic! Or maybe an expert at Muggle studies merely named the item after something they'd read. (Keeping it OUR universe).
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:06 am
The magical vending machine begins to shake...and out pops a purple-and-pink striped nargle! Wow, I guess Luna was right after all. It looks rather...unusual.
-inserts Ancient Runes book- (Haha, I finally got rid of it.)
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:54 pm
You receive an ancient runes textbook that bats you around the head when you don't read it enough.
I think it's still sick from eating a whole matching machine. Too bad.
*inserts exact change*
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:40 pm
Oh no, exact change??? The machine is horrified! To be treated like a muggle vending machine...! The indignity of it. Due the way you treated it, it gave you a bag of cheetos.
-inserts firewhisky-
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:09 pm
turayza Oh no, exact change??? The machine is horrified! To be treated like a muggle vending machine...! The indignity of it. Due the way you treated it, it gave you a bag of cheetos. -inserts firewhisky- ANd while we're on the subject of muggles. You receive beer. *inserts Harry's dirty sock*
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:09 pm
You receive...a rain check for a whole wardrobe of clothes from Madame Malkin's robe store! It's almost like winning the lottery...lucky you. ^ ^
-inserts Riddle's diary-
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:20 pm
you recieve a very cross but still alive 7th year version of Tom Riddle himself. If i were you i would run for my life!
*inserts a never-ending firework*
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:08 am
You get an angry Umbridge. Congrats for ruining her day!
*insert veritaserum*
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:39 pm
you recieve a house elf spewing all of its masters darkest secrets. You might want to take her to the M.o.M.
*inserts an enchanted sock that can hold anything.*
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:34 pm
You recieve the sock.
Only...this time there's
a foot in it...
I insert a rubber band.
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:15 am
You recieve a free tour of the Ministry of Magic and your tour guide is Dolores Umbridge.
*Inserts a Rita Skeeter's Quill*
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:26 am
You receive a free subscription to the Daily Prophet! Now, you'll be able to read Rita's articles every single day. Isn't that wonderful?
-inserts Mrs.Norris-
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:05 pm
You recieve Filch, dressed in Neville's grandmother's robes. He is not amused.
*inserts Professor Binns*
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