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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:09 am
Johnny Malone The Job: An elusive creature that only the quickest and most able hunters are able to capture on foot. Without the aid of a car one must stalk the job until it is caught unawares at it's natural habitat- real life. Then the hunter must stab it with the spear known as ambition until he takes the job from the other hunters. It is a hunt only the most skilled are able to handle succecefully. Damn jackass. The reason I was without a car is because my dad's pickup broke down. So my family needed my car to get to work/school this week.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:13 am
Ral Roke Johnny Malone The Job: An elusive creature that only the quickest and most able hunters are able to capture on foot. Without the aid of a car one must stalk the job until it is caught unawares at it's natural habitat- real life. Then the hunter must stab it with the spear known as ambition until he takes the job from the other hunters. It is a hunt only the most skilled are able to handle succecefully. Damn jackass. The reason I was without a car is because my dad's pickup broke down. So my family needed my car to get to work/school this week. Lighten up, I'm just trying to have a little fun with you. But seriously you must undertake a quest for the "spear of ambition' before you can find a job on foot. It is located deep within the mountains of self loathing to get their you will need the mountain pass. Unfortunately it is held by the crotchety old man Mr. Thompson. You are going to half to bribe him with the whiskey of eternal youth, which is only made in the dread state of West Virginia. To deal with the inbreds....... Four Hours Later..... Get that fetch quest started son!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:18 am
I know but I still wanted to call you a jackass. Now first of all if there's an inbred state I need to take care of we both know what it is. And how am I supposed to get the spear when I can't even get ye flask?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:22 am
Did you not listen to the four hour explanation? The flask is guarded by the evil dragon Rumitrix. Your going to need the +5 Sword of Awesomeness to defeat him. You kids today need to learn to pay attention!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:25 am
That sounds tough. Wouldn't it just be easier if I took the Dennis direction?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:26 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:28 am
I have no idea. I just like to sound lazy. Anyway on the bright side I'm filling out some applications right now.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:30 am
Cool, but I still think you need the Spear of Ambition. It adds +10 to all of your stats/skills/attacks/damage/awesomeness.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:33 am
You already know that I'm on a level of awesomeness beyond comprehension. I need to give all of those less awesome than me a sliver of hope.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:41 am
Well, I wouldn't call him a jackass... He's got a kilt and a bat. A very lethal combo if ya ask me!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:50 am
Still it's fun to give him hell. Until the next time he comes back home, then he'll choke me to death. Homer Simpson style.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:01 am
More likely I'll dropkick ya Ral, or bust a wooden bat across your face (none of this metal stuff I'm olde school)
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:38 am
Bah, cars.
I'm 21, and I've never had a car. Or a license for that matter. xp I've gone through 4 learners permits, and each time I went to renew I got asked every step of the way why I wasn't just getting a license. rolleyes Gee, if I could get anyone to teach me to drive, maybe I would.
But anywho. I've got a job that takes at least an hour and a half to walk to, and I have to walk myself home from college each day (I at least mooch a ride there), which, depending on which house I go to, takes between half an hour and an hour. And it rained today. xp
You don't need a car to live, but it helps. After all, I'm completely helpless, since I can't even ride a bike or rollerskate; I'm told most normal people are capable of this feat. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:40 am
Johnny Malone More likely I'll dropkick ya Ral, or bust a wooden bat across your face (none of this metal stuff I'm olde school) Aluminum bats are much better for when you want to ricochet (sp?) a ball back at someone with lethal speed. xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:51 am
Johnny Malone More likely I'll dropkick ya Ral, or bust a wooden bat across your face (none of this metal stuff I'm olde school) Johnny, I will beat you like a red-headed stepchild if you ever try to come at me with that bat. I'll have to continue this smack talk showdown later, I got to get to Lincoln. See you guys later.
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