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 Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:39 pm
I'm not I was going to tell a joke
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:41 pm
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:42 pm
miroku902 yoshi_mitsuko I Dark Lotus I GreenTigerr shinn5005 hey guys.. with orochi powers.. im gonna let all youb guys kill me so you can get more killls, but you cant copy me.. no pupets ok i'll kill you when i get the chance to 3nodding I don't think that will count. You can't say you are going to let someone kill you like that. Ah whatever.... Gah... here I go making strategies to trap people into letting me kill them and you guys get free ones. I only went on a killing spree to catch up on everyone, since I was gone for a few months. crying I'm almost Mizukage, aren't you proud of one of your students? shouldn't you drop by and say hi? (not aking you to beat me up...mind you) Lmao When I'm reborn I'm going to join Your clan So I Can Become Mizukage Mwhahahaha - Ruin's your dream - Go ahead...you have to kill me first though. stare
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:42 pm
GreenTigerr How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light! Lmao It's true they ******** Alway's come and On Chirstmas they act ******** crazy That's when My dad lived In Cherry Hill NJ. And they have the best schools Jashu stressed
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:43 pm
yoshi_mitsuko miroku902 yoshi_mitsuko I Dark Lotus I GreenTigerr shinn5005 hey guys.. with orochi powers.. im gonna let all youb guys kill me so you can get more killls, but you cant copy me.. no pupets ok i'll kill you when i get the chance to 3nodding I don't think that will count. You can't say you are going to let someone kill you like that. Ah whatever.... Gah... here I go making strategies to trap people into letting me kill them and you guys get free ones. I only went on a killing spree to catch up on everyone, since I was gone for a few months. crying I'm almost Mizukage, aren't you proud of one of your students? shouldn't you drop by and say hi? (not aking you to beat me up...mind you) Lmao When I'm reborn I'm going to join Your clan So I Can Become Mizukage Mwhahahaha - Ruin's your dream - Go ahead...you have to kill me first though. stare That Can be arranged -Smirks-
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:44 pm
miroku902 GreenTigerr How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light! Lmao It's true they ******** Alway's come and On Chirstmas they act ******** crazy That's when My dad lived In Cherry Hill NJ. And they have the best schools Jashu stressed Eh, whatever you say man. I'll let my work speak for itself.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:45 pm
GreenTigerr How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light! WE ARE NOT AMMUSED sike that was funny rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:45 pm
Jashu I never attended the Schools lol cool It was when I visited.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:48 pm
Miroku: Attempt to ******** with Mitsuko and I'll make sure every time you come back to life, I'm right there to kill you again.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:48 pm
Damian You can be arranged as well -Smirks-
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:48 pm
hey jashu...do you know that everyone thinks I'm evil now? cry just because I joined the alliance...And quix said that the alliance had a noble goal of liberating the guild from Drago's control. read the last few posts of hidden Haze, it has a brief battle/conversation of me and shin...
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:49 pm
I Dark Lotus I Miroku: Attempt to ******** with Mitsuko and I'll make sure every time you come back to life, I'm right there to kill you again. Same. I can't let my partner die.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:50 pm
Here's some more but they are about many other religions too
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. Or... Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and pray the light bulb will decide to change itself.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE???????
No. Really, how many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.
How many Church of Christ does it take to change a light bulb?
Six men. One to authorize the change; two to look up the scriptures to see if it's something Jesus or Paul would approve of; and three to keep the women in submission, i.e. keeping them from giving advice, instructions, or usurping authority over the men.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
How many fundamentalists or independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one because anymore would be compromise and ecumenical standards of light would slip.
How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?
At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change light bulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement of either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb however, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way,long-lived, and tinted; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ.
No. Really, How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved-you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The lights are on, but no one's home.
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:51 pm
Nyu_Panda_King I Dark Lotus I Miroku: Attempt to ******** with Mitsuko and I'll make sure every time you come back to life, I'm right there to kill you again. Same. I can't let my partner die. You can be arranged too -Smirks-
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