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 Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:57 pm
MasturChef Breaking news from the Chatterbox thread as the page has once again been stretched. However, the page-breaking stretch was not caused by bacon, as it was last time. It is believed to be the work of one Accio Alice's intense fangirling over the new Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer. We tried to reach Accio Alice for comment, but she refused to stop screaming. Experts say the current page will only remain for one more comment, so things should return to normal after just two comments. In unrelated "news", the doubling of experience gained in the Halloween 2013 event was not enough to keep many users, including myself interested. More on this story at 11. *taps into headset* What's that? Okay. I've received word that there will not be more on the previous story. That does it for this Sunday, November 3rd. I'm MasturChef and this is Barton Not News, not your worldwide leader for not-news stories related to Barton. Thank you, and have a good night. Well thank you chef for the breaking news bulletin, do you have anything else this month before we cut to the weather ?
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:58 pm
Sissy Blade MasturChef Breaking news from the Chatterbox thread as the page has once again been stretched. However, the page-breaking stretch was not caused by bacon, as it was last time. It is believed to be the work of one Accio Alice's intense fangirling over the new Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer. We tried to reach Accio Alice for comment, but she refused to stop screaming. Experts say the current page will only remain for one more comment, so things should return to normal after just two comments. In unrelated "news", the doubling of experience gained in the Halloween 2013 event was not enough to keep many users, including myself interested. More on this story at 11. *taps into headset* What's that? Okay. I've received word that there will not be more on the previous story. That does it for this Sunday, November 3rd. I'm MasturChef and this is Barton Not News, not your worldwide leader for not-news stories related to Barton. Thank you, and have a good night. *wants to tip this so badly* rofl This is why guilds really need a tip button! rofl
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:01 pm
brunak_fonika MasturChef Breaking news from the Chatterbox thread as the page has once again been stretched. However, the page-breaking stretch was not caused by bacon, as it was last time. It is believed to be the work of one Accio Alice's intense fangirling over the new Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer. We tried to reach Accio Alice for comment, but she refused to stop screaming. Experts say the current page will only remain for one more comment, so things should return to normal after just two comments. In unrelated "news", the doubling of experience gained in the Halloween 2013 event was not enough to keep many users, including myself interested. More on this story at 11. *taps into headset* What's that? Okay. I've received word that there will not be more on the previous story. That does it for this Sunday, November 3rd. I'm MasturChef and this is Barton Not News, not your worldwide leader for not-news stories related to Barton. Thank you, and have a good night. Well thank you chef for the breaking news bulletin, do you have anything else this month before we cut to the weather ? Stories of a wonderful new holiday are popping up all over the BFAA! We've no idea what this holiday is, or what it celebrates, but one name has emerged for it: Bru-mas! So Merry Bru-mas to you all!
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:11 pm
O .o well now thats one heck of a story chef, can you have more for 9 o clock special before Barton after dark??
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:16 pm
brunak_fonika O .o well now thats one heck of a story chef, can you have more for 9 o clock special before Barton after dark?? Absolutely, Bru. This story will continue to develop, and we will provide an update with the special report at 9 o'clock.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:21 pm
Well thank you Chef and now to alice for feelings on this news Story Alice?
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:33 pm
brunak_fonika Well thank you Chef and now to alice for feelings on this news Story Alice?
AND I JUST
I CANT
NOPE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /SHRIEKS MORE
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:41 pm
Accio Alice brunak_fonika Well thank you Chef and now to alice for feelings on this news Story Alice?
AND I JUST
I CANT
NOPE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /SHRIEKS MOREWell thank you alice for that lovely insight ^ ^ anyone else for comments on this new holiday?
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:41 pm
We interrupt absolutely nothing to bring you breaking news!
Alice's constant fangirling has reached the new current page of the Chatterbox thread, once again breaking it!
We were able to talk to Alice this time, however, and you may see what she had to say in the above post. If you cannot be bothered to read, we have here a quote from her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "
- Accio Alice
Anyone trying to post in the current page is advised to break up your posts into parts to avoid making other users have to scroll right to see what you have to say.
And that concludes this Barton Not News special report. We will be back at 9 o'clock to report any updates or changes to the current page.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled nothing.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:41 pm
brunak_fonika Well thank you alice for that lovely insight ^ ^ anyone else for comments on this new holiday?
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:42 pm
/rolls over laughing and tries not to fall off the cliff's ledge this time.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:43 pm
*taps the microphone* My comment is that this new holiday is simply glorious!
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:45 pm
So i take it you ladies and gents would like to see this be a real Holiday next year?
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:51 pm
My bro's bunny looks so fat nowadays. It became so lazy when I brought it back to my bro, all it does is eat and poop and sleep. and dream weird stuff in its sleep 'cause it keeps nodding its head in its sleep. It's still adorable though.
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