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o.O Does this mean people should start running now?

ok

that ending was sooo weak...

They did all that...




just to surrender...

Lemme shorthand that one for ya'.

"*Punch.*"
"Lol, muscles. *Breaks fist with face.*"
"*Fist breaks.*"
"Hulk Thor smash! *colorful throw*"
"*Snaps neck.*"
"Lol, don't complain. *ignores and leaves*"


I'd have actually brought something, but... why? He wanted a fight so I sent a guy with no superpowers, no magic whatsits, and no weapons. I probably would have given him four posts or so before he hid behind the "lol, powers" at the start. He made it to three.

Let him complain that my character actually broke his fist on Superman's face. He already shamed himself beyond recovery by trying to defend with a blink.

MMMmm mm.. eats jameson (yes the liquour) bread ... YUM

good tasteing ******** up experiment! biggrin

Suddenly people in trenchcoats with bats and spanners show up.

Now to explain to your teammates where you spent all their prize money.

*Goes to get the block of wood for leg breaking.*

I'm sure Shou was going to use his portion to put a hit out on you anyways. You're safer like this.

I've read books about Navy Seal hand to hand. It's all low blows.

Eye poke, crotch knees, foot stomps. Basically saying "hit the softest part of their body with the hardest part of yours"