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 Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:23 pm
*Laughs at the Void.* And Tomorrow loses by default. Why? He used the "my character is so vastly superior that my face breaks your fist, and all your attacks are useless against me" defense. The fight is over, he just irreparably shamed himself. - themightyjello However, John had lowered his left to guard against the low attack. Even though he gripped and pulled, it wouldn't be fast enough to stop the soldier from stepping in with a right straight for the socket of Tomorrow's left eye. Tomorrow Tomorrow smirked as he watched the man's fingers turn, speeding up to his face like a dagger ready to strike... ...Before crunching into bone. And shattering into a million pieces. Tomorrow lifted his head from where he'd headbutted #387's hand, the attack as simple as bending the head down to meet the attack head on. The result was devastating - if #387 had thrust with all his power, it would be like a human punching a brick wall with all his might. Suffice to say, the results would be painful, not to mention catastrophic to the phalanges and metacarpals, which would fold like a cheap hand.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:30 pm
I don't know why people have the urge to make their characters out of people that are supposed to die.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:32 pm
What the ********! Mayn, sure you can maybe break a few bones in the hand punching a headbutt, which still ******** up the 'defender', since the frontal lobe gets smacked with a HEYO!, but -God-. It's like the old Drunken Master movie, with the guy who fought using only his head, except a million times more retarded.
He's not even putting any muscle to it!
It's like, the character's head is as thick physically as his player's is metaphorically.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:36 pm
Free-for-all in the Stadium?
Sweet. Maybe this is time for a character's debut.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:37 pm
Basically, I punched him in the eye with a counter to him trying to pull me in and, and his eye defended by breaking my guy's fist.
While he's wearing padded gauntlets.
And without having to actually do anything.
Because even though the front of the forehead is the structurally strongest part of the scull, it was a rising blow to the side of the eye. To get into that position he'd have to twist his head all the way to the left and tuck his chin to his chest, and then we're just talking about more neck damage from the impact on top of the piledriver I gave him earlier.
So, obviously, he defended with his face. His rock hard, armored face. Which suffers in no way from the compression force of the impact even if his face is just that rock hard, because it's good enough to cushion his brain but not to cushion my padded, armored gauntlet fist.
=D
He's really just been shaming himself since the start of this thing.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:39 pm
Kick him in the balls.
You'd win the award for most Stover-esque attack.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:40 pm
When did headbutting get so popular anyway?
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:41 pm
Thats something I would probably do.
Screw the technical s**t. Just drive that knee in there. And while he's busy being disrtacted with pain, EYE GOUGING THUMBS.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:42 pm
Did someone already make the Durem Cathedral in Levi?
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:42 pm
I thought Stryphe and I were going to break for the announcements before going straight back to mauling each other? But people have already started post-tourney fights.
That's cheating.
One of us should piledrive the other down onto one of the people who just couldn't hold it. mad
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:42 pm
A while back 'becca headbutted that Nyako foo' in the balls.
Because apparently a superpowered angelic warrior that could 'punch holes straight through armor' decided to beat up a clumsy 15 year old girl.
It was like two posts:
Him: *Beat the crap out of her.*
Her: *Headbutt in the balls, then pass out from like eight broken ribs and severe internal trauma.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:43 pm
Since Vahn made it popular.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:44 pm
Sorry to bust the levi fad bubble but
I still havnt seen someone use correct technique while headbutting
and yes
I know what your thinking
There is a wrong and right way to headbutt.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:45 pm
I've always done it forehead to bridge of nose.
But Gamma is too tall to do it right.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:45 pm
Nooooooo, our fad bubble! gonk
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