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[Soultrain]

I like that Coke Nascar commercial with the stop-motion animation, especially at the end when Kevin Harvick's car flies through the billboard.  

[Triple Homicide]

I like the one where a bunch of Busch Series drivers are in driving school and the instructor asks the class how far you're supposed to be behind someone and Stephen Leicht says 2 or 3 inches. Then the instructor says...well, maybe this will be easier:

Instructor- How far are you supposed to stay behind someone?

Stephen raises his hand.

Stephen- 2 or 3 inches.
Instructor- That's right, 2 or 3 seconds. Wait, you meant 2 or 3 seconds right? Not inches?
Stephen- ...I'm not staying 2 seconds behind someone.

rofl  

[Soultrain]

I like the one where the one driver is signing autographs and the shirts in a nearby souvenir stand start making fun of him.

"Hey! Wallbait!"

"Come over here and I'll sign your blankie!"  

[Kurokage Sanada83]

"you look beautiful tonight honey........You too kasey kahne!  

[Soultrain]

xd  

[Soultrain]

domokun  

[Triple Homicide]

Hi everyone! I'm back!!! I was gone because since Matt Kenseth won at California I started partying by eating a bag of sugar the size of my head, some Mr. Noodles, and some of those cream puff cookies!!!!! blaugh So I've been happy happy happy!!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning: The preceeding was just a dramatization. Do not try this at home. Side effects of this behavior include vomitting, sugar highs, a condition known as incompetant, and death. xd  

[Soultrain]

burning_eyes  

[Triple Homicide]

I went crazy carpeting tonight!!! It was fun when I slid off and rolled about 50 feet down a hill and still going fast. I saw the ground then the sky then the ground again then the sky again and that kept happening til I stopped in a big pile of powder snow and it all went POOF and I was gone until I stood up and it was fun. Here's what it looked like rofl hahaha  

[Soultrain]

Ah, sledding, fond memories of my childhood. I was heading down the hill, and hit a jump someone had built about 3/4" of the way down. I was on my belly on an old metal sled and from what my brother says, I got about 4 feet off the ground. When I landed, I gashed my head on the sled and wiped out. I bled like I was in a horror movie. I was okay though.  

[Triple Homicide]

Dude! That's a totally awesome story! surprised  

[Soultrain]

Triple Homicide

Dude! That's a totally awesome story! surprised

Well, my mom didn't think so at the time. She wanted to rush me to the emergancy room, but my dad just wiped the blood off, put a band-aid on it and 5 minutes later, I sledding again. After we got home and took the band-aid off, it was just a little scratch. Pro-wrestlers cut themsleves in the same spot to make it look like they're bleeding horribly.  

[Triple Homicide]

Soultrain

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Dude! That's a totally awesome story! surprised

Well, my mom didn't think so at the time. She wanted to rush me to the emergancy room, but my dad just wiped the blood off, put a band-aid on it and 5 minutes later, I sledding again. After we got home and took the band-aid off, it was just a little scratch. Pro-wrestlers cut themsleves in the same spot to make it look like they're bleeding horribly.

Oh I just remembered another story. A few years ago my brother, a friend and I went sleding in a big field behind our house and I slid down after those two went down. (I was on a gt) The field was mostly ice so it was really fun and easy to get a lot of speed and I kept compensating for drifting with the front ski. So I made if through the entire field as usual and just started to enter our back yard where there was some power snow and my front ski was turned a little to the right to help straighten me out then the front ski dug in, threw me to the right, and I hit a tree with my right ski then went flying. My brother and my friend thought it was hilarious when I went flying off the gt and I thought it was awesome and wanted to do it again. lol  

[Soultrain]

Why is it always funny when someone goes flying? xd  

[Triple Homicide]

Cause it's funny when friends get hurt! xd