Welcome to Gaia! ::

You mean that kind of person still exists?

Bah! I smite thee with TMI!

I have been reborn on Gaia after disappearing around June/July.

My name is Daniel, I was one of the original members of the original IPG, which pwned n00bs liek whoa and was sexy as all hell and meant that you got bewbs on tap 24/7, was rollin' on a 6 figure salary... the works. I had an (apparently still)infamous rivalry with Lord Vyce there for a time before I disappeared from Gaia for the last 6/7 months. In case anyone asks, Schlongman says 'hi'.

I am 3/5ths human, 2/8ths cyborg and 9/10ths awesome.

I was concieved on around the 27th of January, 1987. I popped out o' my mommas uterian sack on the 27th of October, same year. The docters got eye whipped when my p***s finally emerged, and I was sued for several thousand on account of the medical costs.

I have lived in the awesomesauce land of Australia ever since. It's really not as dangerous as you think. I've been perverted for all of my life, or so I'm led to believe by the voices inside my facebeef.

My genetic history indicates that I carry the blood of kings(Scottish and otherwise) in my scrotal sack. That and Scottish people. Also in my scrote. My scrote has an infinitely large carrying capacity, you know.

I am currently employed. As this.

I'm in the process of finding an apprenticeship... for Chefery!

Come on, you know chefs are cool. 3nodding

My Nerdical Interests Include!: Card games aimed at 10-12 year olds, because they have teh funky art and rules which I can proceed to lawyer. Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh!, VS!, I've played them all. And computers, because teh intarbewbs exist on them. And ninjas.

Shecksual History: I've been a not-virgin for... 4 years now. AREN'T I A MAN WHORE! Masturbating since I could walk, cumming since 13, 8 girlfriends whom I partook of genitallialy, including one current (much loved) girlfriend, no 3-ways. Yet...

WTF is up with teh BBCode... and yes, it is. Australia kickass!

Yeah, after about 5 tries we figured it out. Damn us and our slow learning skillz. Thanks anyway. blaugh

Ello I'm Mika
real name-Chloe -.-
b-day- November 12,1990
anyways I live in Missouri, with a pathetic life; i have to say. My friends irl are all perverts and one even reminds me of Miroku. I like to hit on straight girls at my school to confuse them and the whole school knows i'm bi. I'm labeled as a goth, but i hate labels. -.-; But I'm a bit morbid-obessed with death. but i'm mainly weird and easily confused.

heritage- german,french, irish, italian, russian, and cheerokee.

dumb things i'm obsessed with-
words- cheetos, groovy, dude, ******** it, buttmunch
other- red heads, jumping up and down(its the new walk. lol), flirting with girls IRL, and petting a friend's neck if you knew what it did to him...lol he gets so mad when i do that.

anime- samurai champloo, inuyasha, FLCL, yuyuhakasho, shaman king, ruroni kenshin, naruto, one peice, fullmetal alchmist, and...thats it
and i'm not going to bother music- mostly metal/punk/alternative/rock

Hello,

My names KittenFlaps. That's not really my name but the last thing a beautiful person such as myself needs is a whole new set of stalkers, so KittenFlaps will do just fine. Plus I really love seeing other people type my name.

I'm a 23 year old art school graduate. I get paid to watch music videos for 7.5 hours a day, 4 days a week. Kinda like Beavis and Butthead, except the videos are worse and they get paid more.

A few things you may not know about me, listed here for your convinience at no extra charge:

+ I have a warrant for my arrest in Michigan for skipping jury duty not once, but three times.

+ For the last 4 months I have survived on nothing but penut butter and jelly on day old loaves of bread I buy from the local bakery.

+ I have a feeling I may be the only person accepted into the IPG with an essay on Karaoke. They may also have just felt bad for me and accepted me. I'm fine with either, but i'm rooting for the karaoke essay as it pretty much proves my claims at grandeur.

+ Lastly, I once swallowed a nail. I keep the nail in a jar near my bed as a reminder that all s**t passes if you give it some time. Learn from it as I have.

Other than that I expect you'll get to know me through time. Don't be ashamed if you fall in love/secretly worship me. It's a common and relatively painless occurance. So just lay back, close your eyes and relax. According to my girlfriend, you won't feel a thing.


Pucker up schnoogums, I promise after a while you'll get used to the tickle of my moustache.