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 Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:36 pm
Nudge eight hundred and sixteen
69. All aliens have single monolithic culture: one language, one religion, one outfit, one planet.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:40 pm
Nudge eight hundred and seventeen
70. Good chess players can see fifteen or twenty moves ahead, in detail, from a middle game, where there are still many pieces on the board.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:52 pm
Nudge eight hundred and eighteen
71. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:54 pm
Nudge eight hundred and nineteen
72. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war -- unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:57 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty
73. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:59 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-one
74. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:02 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-two
75. You can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:05 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-three
76. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:07 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-four
77. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:10 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-five
78. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:14 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-six
79. The jungles of Vietnam were filled with Nautilus machines.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:15 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-seven
80. Stripping to the waist makes a man invulnerable to bullets.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:21 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-eight
81. Magical forces cluster in the visible portion of the electromagnetic spectrum.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:12 pm
Nudge eight hundred and twenty-nine
82. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:16 pm
Nudge eight hundred and thirty
83. If you have sex in the woods, you will die in the woods.
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