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 Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:24 pm
Maybe. If you weren't such an orery basterd right now.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:25 pm
Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword stellarmagic You never know Cale... she could be quite physically powerful. But... maybe not. I don't call it the "Planetary Catastrophy Nutcracker Kick" for nothing. All the more reason for me to arm the "Infinite b***h Slap of Cosmic Humiliation". You'll be too busy clutching the pulped remains of your balls to do such a thing.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:25 pm
Okay lets settle this as equals...
*Runs home grabs a box and runs back*
Alright clear the room, everybody except CW and Darksun. *Opens the box* Here are your dueling pistols... or would you prefer sword over pistol?
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:28 pm
Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword stellarmagic You never know Cale... she could be quite physically powerful. But... maybe not. I don't call it the "Planetary Catastrophy Nutcracker Kick" for nothing. All the more reason for me to arm the "Infinite b***h Slap of Cosmic Humiliation". You'll be too busy clutching the pulped remains of your balls to do such a thing. That would require me to have active nerve receptors in my groin. those could be numbed. But you cant do anything to numb the pain of a pride obliterating b***h slap.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:28 pm
I'm a sword lady, meself, though I'll do the gun thing if you insist.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:29 pm
stellarmagic Okay lets settle this as equals... *Runs home grabs a box and runs back* Alright clear the room, everybody except CW and Darksun. *Opens the box* Here are your dueling pistols... or would you prefer sword over pistol? what kind of swords?
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:29 pm
Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword stellarmagic You never know Cale... she could be quite physically powerful. But... maybe not. I don't call it the "Planetary Catastrophy Nutcracker Kick" for nothing. All the more reason for me to arm the "Infinite b***h Slap of Cosmic Humiliation". You'll be too busy clutching the pulped remains of your balls to do such a thing. That would require me to have active nerve receptors in my groin. those could be numbed. But you cant do anything to numb the pain of a pride obliterating b***h slap. You are one egotistical b*****d, you know that? stare
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:29 pm
Very well then... I do have a pair of rapiers, what of you Cale? Which arm would you prefer?
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:30 pm
Cale Darksun stellarmagic Okay lets settle this as equals... *Runs home grabs a box and runs back* Alright clear the room, everybody except CW and Darksun. *Opens the box* Here are your dueling pistols... or would you prefer sword over pistol? what kind of swords? b*****d sword. Perfect name for one like Cale.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:32 pm
Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun stellarmagic Okay lets settle this as equals... *Runs home grabs a box and runs back* Alright clear the room, everybody except CW and Darksun. *Opens the box* Here are your dueling pistols... or would you prefer sword over pistol? what kind of swords? b*****d sword. Perfect name for one like Cale. Ah, good, something that requires upper body strength. I'm assured victory.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:34 pm
stellarmagic Very well then... I do have a pair of rapiers, what of you Cale? Which arm would you prefer? Pistols. I'm not that big on the whole dancing around with an oversized metallic toothpick.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:35 pm
*ahem* Save it for the duel. So swords it shall be, a Rapier for each of you.
*Hands the two the rapiers and gets them to move far enough apart to fight.
This fight will settle this insult against CW's privacy, at least until Cale tries it again.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:36 pm
Cale Darksun Celestia Whitesword Cale Darksun stellarmagic Okay lets settle this as equals... *Runs home grabs a box and runs back* Alright clear the room, everybody except CW and Darksun. *Opens the box* Here are your dueling pistols... or would you prefer sword over pistol? what kind of swords? b*****d sword. Perfect name for one like Cale. Ah, good, something that requires upper body strength. I'm assured victory. Bullshit. Your ego will be your downfall. I know a thing or two o' swords, you know.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:37 pm
Wait... now Cale wants pistols. It seems a dice roll is now required, pick a number between 1-6. The closest to the roll will choose the weapon.
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