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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:20 pm
Zhori 
"I see," Zhori said, nodding as she slowly slid her foot up to his knee and paused. "So what did you do next?" she asked, inching her foot higher.
She probably shouldn't tease him so much but it was so fun. He wasn't really reacting but he had definitely stopped talking there for a minute, so he absolutely noticed. Ah...she really just needed to stop tormenting him and get to know him normally. Unlike the others, she actually liked Simon--not just as a source of entertainment (though he was a pretty fun one). But he was an interesting person.
She made a vow that after this one, teeny little tease, she was going to stop. Definitely, stop.
Probably. Mostly, anyway.
((Leg molestation! emotion_awesome ))
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:34 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon was highly disturbed, but he still didn't say a word about it. He knew it was on purpose, just for her amusement, and he was going to make sure she wasn't amused at all. So she wouldn't notice how much he was flipping out on the inside, he tried to hide his emotions by continuing his story. "I-I-I-I... I..." Oh god, he couldn't even form a complete sentence with her doing that. He could barely even say one word. [XD Poor Simon...] ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:51 pm
Zhori
Zhori broke into giggles, laying her head on her arms as she grinned up at him. "Oh, Simon," she said, still laughing. "If you want me to stop teasing you, you really have to make yourself a less easy target." She sat up and leaned over to him, kissing his cheek. "I'll be good for the rest of the night. It would be a shame if you started to hate me too since I really like you."
"You're one of the most interesting men I've met in a long time. That's why I want to know more about you. It's been a long time since I met someone I could have fun and get into trouble with. Most people are too cautious. But you're really...not. You know?"
"But really, I'll stop teasing if you don't like it." ((She can't help it. She likes him AND he's an easy target. Ripe grounds for extreme, flirty teasing.))
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:24 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon frowned at Zhori when she started giggling, but he couldn't keep that frown for very long. He didn't know why, but he liked to hear her laugh. Once again, his face lit up red when she gave him a peck on the cheek. He really had to think about her offer to stop teasing, though. Of course, he didn't like it when she was teasing him, but afterwards, he kind of liked it...? Great, he was confused again. He swore, this woman had a talent for confusing him. "Y-You can keep teasing... if your want....?" ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:46 pm
Zhori
Zhori wasn't sure if Simon was just really socially awkward, or if he had no experience with women at all. "I'll keep that in mind," she said. "So you were telling me about the student mocking you--what is with the students at Rosentale anyway? Have you noticed how many of them have complete attitude issues? Like those two that were skipping class the other day? The entire time they were getting in trouble, they just stared at me with vacant and expressions. And when I asked if they had any questions, the only thing the boy had to say was 'can we graduate early?' I mean really? Not to mention the way most of the mouth off at teachers."
"So what was the one in here doing that deserved a special visit from Jerry?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:07 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon simply shrugged, not surprised at all. "Kids could be complete brats. Should've seen me in high school... I never ditched or anything, but I always put pins on teachers' chairs, buckets of fish guts over the door, and stuck roadkill in their desk drawers. I really hope I don't get any students like that," He chuckled a bit, remembering all of the terrible things he did to his teachers. He felt a bit guilty now that he was one. "O-oh, I ended up getting him back. The kid's terrified of fire, so I tormented him with it. Still do every nigh-- Err, I mean. Yeah. I scared him and two other students got pissy. One was my fault though. Remind me never to speak ill of incubi in front of a succubus again..." ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:29 pm
Zhori
"Fish guts over the door is a new one," Zhori said. "I think any student who did that to me would probably do it only once. And that would be that."
"Oh! I know what student you mean, I think. I think he was in one of my music classes. I sort of showed up once, um, fiery. I'm pretty sure he nearly went out the window. He definitely tried to escape out the door, but I stopped him. And then he gave me chocolate. I highly suspect it was a bribe for his life. Not that I intended to kill him."
"But he's sort of jumpy, isn't he? Or she. I'm not even sure which it is
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:52 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ "Yeah. I'm almost tempted to do it again... Well, not to you, of course. I'd rather not be burned alive," Simon said with a grin, thinking of other things he could fill the bucket with instead. Maybe roaches? Oh, that sounded perfect to get some fear out of another teacher. He was glad she didn't catch on to the scaring him every night part. He would probably get in trouble and lose one if his only reliable sources of fear. "He's an odd one... I'm not sure what he, she, or whatever is. I could have sworn I saw them in a dress at the dance, though..." ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:07 pm
Zhori
"Yes, that would be a shame," Zhori said, laughing. "Though I wouldn't completely burn you to ashes. Just your...clothes." She returned his grin with one of her own.
"I really didn't pay too much attention to most of what happened at the ball, though. I was actually too busy trying to figure out how to spike the punch. Though that plan didn't really go too well for us, come to think of it." She laughed a little. "But, it was fun, wasn't it?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:36 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ For once, Simon didn't blush when she teased him. He just smiled, starting to get used to it. She would have to do better than that to make him react. "I didn't pay much attention either. I just saw hi-- she... them mixed in with the crowd. And I thought the plan turned out wonderful. Well, except for the whole almost dying and not getting to actually spike the punch thing. That kiss made it all worthwhile," He admitted with a snicker, though he knew deep down that he probably half-planned it in his drunken state of mind. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:51 pm
Zhori
Oh, ho ho. He didn't even react to that. Well, it was more fun when they started building up a resistance, so she had to get creative.
"I have to admit, that kiss made the entire night worth it," She said. "It was...a great kiss." Definitely. "Technically, though, we didn't almost die. Thinking we were about to die was definitely worthwhile, considering the end result. I have decided though that for the next ball, I'm going to label the vodka. And not trust you alone with it because you were pretty sloshed by the end of the night."
"And you didn't even really make a move on me. I'm almost offended by that."
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:03 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Damn. He was going to have to bring his own vodka then. Simon was never the type to go to events like that, so it was much easier when his mind was turned to mush by the alcohol. He was busy thinking of how much he should sneak in next time without getting caught or passing out when she added that last part. "H-huh?" Yep. He had no clue what she was talking about. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:22 pm
Zhori
"You know," Zhori prompted. "When you're drunk, you're supposed to hit on the nearest attractive woman and try to get in her pants. Though technically I wasn't wearing any and even if I had, you wouldn't fit in them. But you get my drift. Anyway, you didn't even do that. You just ran off."
Simon was clearly the most boring drunk ever. No, scratch that. Mort had always just gone into a stupefied trance. It was a miracle he could even get drunk, considering that he was dead. But that had been pretty dang boring. "Anyway, this place has the worst service ever, tonight. They haven't even come to take orders. I'm about to start throwing things at the wait staff."
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:00 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon's face turned bright red as soon as she mentioned that. What, now it was a bad thing to show restraint!? "A-actually... I was only a bit buzzed. It was only half the flask. You should see me at a bar... I always say I'll stop after two, but I never do," He told her with a nervous chuckle, hoping she wasn't getting any ideas. "And I doubt they'll ever come over here. It seems like that one waitress convinced them that I'm some evil creature or something. I definitely was that day, but still." ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:39 pm
Zhori
"Oh, I'm sure I'll see you at a bar someday," Zhori teased. "And I'm sure it'll be highly entertaining. I'm not really very different when I've had a lot to drink, sad to say. I feel pleasantly warm and tingly but I don't think my decisions are much worse than when I'm sober."
"I honestly don't know if that means I'm a boring drunk, or I might want to start rethinking the things I do when I'm sober. Eh, whatever. Anyway, maybe I should go hunt them down and demand service? I mean really, you don't even look scary. You look like a perfectly normal man. Okay sure, sometimes you do that smile thing...but at the moment you're not. Maybe we should throw napkins..."
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