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Picking Up Stars Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:57 am
You know...I scared myself in that last post... *imagines creepy Kaden voice and shudders* the things that come out of our minds...
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:05 am
*still hears the voice*.... gonk
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Picking Up Stars Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:10 am
*huggles, pets* I know....it's scary.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:26 am
And now begins the true horror.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:09 am
I think I'll be skipping over this little bit of the story...
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:53 am
I wa gone but now I return! have food, I have drink...(damn, I wanted to get a couple of coolers..) and i am here all weekend. try the veal.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:37 am
If I had a million dallars, what would I buy?
A chocolate bar. A really, big a**, chocolate bar. And a Pepsi.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:37 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:41 am
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:44 am
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:45 am
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:50 am
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:02 am
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:03 am
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:42 am
If your head was any bigger, I would feel sorry forever makes your hats.
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