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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:41 am
Kneel....
xD Yeah, 'Jesus' also 'ascended to heaven'. i have found out why.Or you will be knelt...
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:44 am
The righteous path is straight as an arrow
Now his legs are dancing on the moon. His torso just came back 3 days later, so they though he 'resurrected'
But take a step, and find its too narrow
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:46 am
Kneel....
He descended from the sky, and the two angels at his tomb were actually time traveling NASA agents sent from the future to discover the art of space travel.Or you will be knelt...
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:47 am
The righteous path is straight as an arrow
Meh, makes sense.
But take a step, and find its too narrow
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:49 am
Kneel....
And as such, all of his supposed miracles were actually just crazy stunts with Alkali metals.Or you will be knelt...
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:51 am
The righteous path is straight as an arrow
By turning water into wine. He just did the experiment we did today, mixing an acid with things to make a substance that looks like wine.
But take a step, and find its too narrow
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:53 am
Kneel....
Well actually, in some of the books in the bible, he doesn't do anything to the water, he just tells some servants to take the jugs of water and pour it into a cup or something and when that is done, it is wine. I suspect he just saved some wine somewhere to do that...
But with him being the devious fool that he is, the pH indication tests we did could also be how he managed it.Or you will be knelt...
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:57 am
The righteous path is straight as an arrow
Yeah, thats what I meant. Make it look like wine, kill them later silently before they die from the acid. Blame a coincidence.
But take a step, and find its too narrow
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:59 am
Kneel....
Before they die from acid...? People back then were stupid enough to believe in anything, saying that they were smited because of a lack of faith or they worked on a Sabbath would be believed.
And now I shall get some sleep before this damned maths test... Cya.Or you will be knelt...
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:01 am
The righteous path is straight as an arrow
Good point. I think also, "God willed it" would even work.
Night, I am so going to fail this test...
But take a step, and find its too narrow
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:37 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:21 pm
Kneel....
YE GODS SOMEONE ELSE POSTED!!Or you will be knelt...
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:47 am
AND IT WAS A DAMN FROG!!!!!!!!!!.
OH how i love destroy religeon XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:20 am
The righteous path is straight as an arrow
*sigh* I just found out One Manga is closing... Now where am I supposed to find Mangas on the Internet?!
But take a step, and find its too narrow
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:41 am
Kneel....
Yeah, me too... That is horrible, if all of them close down...
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Well, I can still use other sites, and I would reccomend Manga Stream as it generally has the main manga chapters canned and uploaded befrore Onemanga did.Or you will be knelt...
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