eek Wow, no rabbi jokes come to mind. Although I do know of one involving Moses(sp).
Jesus, Moses, and a little old man are playing golf. First up to hit is Moses, so he pulls back, and he hits the ball as hard as he can, but it ends up going straight towards the lake. Well, Moses just lifts his arms, and the lake parts in two, and the ball lands on the green. Jesus claps and congratulates Moses on the nice shot. Next up to hit is Jesus. So he swings back, and hits the ball as hard as he can, but again, it goes straight to the lake. Well, in some kind of miracle, Jesus' ball hits the lake, and skips accross as if it were walking, then lands on the green. Moses claps for Jesus, and congratulates him on the nice shot. Next up to hit is this little old man. He hits the ball, and it barely goes 20 feet. Then all of a sudden, a squirell comes along, and grabs the ball, then climbs back up his tree. A second later, an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirell from the tree, and flys off with it. The squirell bites the eagle on the foot, and it lets him go. The squirell lands on the green, and then lets go of the old man's ball, and the old man gets a hold in one. Jesus looks at the little old man and says "Stop showing off dad."
That one's much better in real life.
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