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ooo new questions!

1) Who are you? I'm CokePixie, i'm also Condom Fairy

2) How do you know my language? I was going to say Babel fish but a bunch of people already used that one so i'm going with my original answer: i can't think of anything clever to say.

3) About you: I'm kind of lame.

4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? i've never even seen a cat in a tree let alone one being rescued

5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? uhh.... sweatdrop

6) Things you like: Food, i ******** love food, especially meat. And i like classic rock, the doors is one of my favorites. Umm i don't think i ever mention this to any of you, but i really like pen&paper RPGs and uhh i have a tau army that i'm working on for warhammer 40k. And i'm a zombie freak who loves watching horror movies.

7) Things you hate: I hate selfish people. I also hate SNL, and almost anyone who's been a regular cast member in the past 6 or 7 years.

8#) Tell us a poo story. When i was a kid my next door neighbor thought it would be funny to take a s**t, dig it out of her toilet, but it in a bag and leave it on my family's garden wall.

9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? Fly

10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? A goat

11) Chocolate or pastry? hmmm both.

12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? buy me enough drinks and you won't even have to give me money scratch that, you better ask hzza

I see you found your way to Minnesota.....

Welcome, nice poo story.

no s**t! your from minnesota? where abouts?

MOAR NEWFAGS.

Welcome newfag.

1) just some random stoner you might meet on the internet

2) the real question is, how do you know mine?

3) im like a finger in the a** while your getting head; you dont know if it'll be the best orgasm of your life, or if you're just gonna s**t the bed.

4) once i put a kitten in a tree and called the f.d. just to see. they told me to get a hobbie, so i became an arsonist.

5) THE LORD DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS SO YOU COULD SODOMIZE THE NEIGHBOR KID ON SUNDAYS!!

6) i like truly good herb, good music, and good acid

7) politicians and bankers

8#) ok, it was the 5th of july a few years back, and i had just woken up afterdrinking way too much vodka. got my bowl, got my cearal, got my milk, got my spoon, got breakfast. as i sat and ate, i thought i had to fart, so i lifted my leg and..... well, i pooped 'em right there at the breakfast table. had to walk funny to the bathroom, shits all running down my leg...horrible

9) fly

10) a housecat. then i could lay in the sun and eat food and soak up attention all day without any responsibilities and just chill

11) chocolate filled/covered pastery

12) how much?

Sorry for quoting a massive post, but this needs to be read.

NOTICE TO ALL NEWFAGS, THIS IS HOW YOU WORDS A WELCOME POST.

Also, Welcome Newfag.

1) i am the universe
2) the exciting world of public schooling
3) i think there is glass in my foot and sometimes i like to become the essence of now vibrating in now becoming now with the faces in the sky and the moving watercolor trees and damn there is glass in my foot
4) doubt it but my friend saw his cat get kidnapped by a guy in a white van
5) Yes
6) drugs nature music books video games
7) this one kid i was smoking with like last week just goes out of nowhere "are you a vegetarian?" and i'm like "oh, yeah, man" and he goes, "ha, you know how STuPID YOu ARE? you're SO STuPID. i don't really get biology, never paid attention, but you're stupid if you think plants and animals aren't the same! did you know they breathe and i heard they can scream! hey, go get me a soda and a sandwich will you..."
totally serious, that kid is on such a bad trip.
8#) you're alone in the woods at night... you squat down to take a dump... and just then, that's when sasquat comes up behind you and gives you the littlest tug on the shoulder, and down you go into your own s**t, and when you look up he's already gone...
9) i wonder how many people would pick breathe underwater seriously... dat s**t cray like sharks and s**t damn...
10) a cat or a fox
11) chocolate
12) like i said i like buttsex so money is just a plus

1) Who are you? - I'm me and so are you, man.
2) How do you know my language? - I don't, I just have telepathy and s**t.
3) About you: I was homeschooled. Yes, it was as bad as you might expect.
4) Has anyone ever actually seen firemen rescue a cat out of a tree? - If the Pope shits in the woods, can I have another White Russian?
5) Do you fancy the buttsecks? - Oh Myyyyyy.
6) Things you like: - Weed.
7) Things you hate: - Being dry.
8#) Tell us a poo story. - One of my earliest memories is purposely shitting in my pants just to piss my dad off when he was trying to get me to go to the bathroom. I was like 2.
9) Would you rather fly, or breathe underwater? - Would you rather be Superman or Aquaman? Think about that for a while and get back to me.
10) If resurrection exists, what would like to be re-incarnated as? - A cat.
11) Chocolate or pastry? - A pastry with chocolate on it.
12) Would you fancy the buttsecks if I gave you money? - Hell yeah, you better pay me. This d**k ain't free.