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 Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:07 pm
Nudge forty-nine
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
Woosh! Finally caught up! ^^ Ok, maybe a lil obsessive, but hell! This is the internets!
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:08 pm
Nudge fifty
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:09 pm
Nudge fifty-one
51. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her. heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:10 pm
Nudge fifty-two
52. I will have a team of board-certified architects and surveyors examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels I don't know about.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:11 pm
Nudge fifty-three
53. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:12 pm
Nudge fifty-four
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. heart
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:13 pm
Nudge fifty-five
55. Deformed mutants and oddball psychotics have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention. heart
Glad to hear you have a new comp, Divash! Even gladder to hear you got the defective first one replaced for free! ^^ May you have many happy days with it.
HA Jer! HA! I laugh at you and your ancestors!
Feed my unicorn! He needs luvins.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:11 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:12 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:14 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:15 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:16 am
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:35 am
Also: That supervillain checklist email came out about 20 years ago. I wasn't online that long ago, but I've loved it since the first moment I saw it. Still love it now. Thanks for reposting it.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:31 am
Ambrai Jerbos Ambrai Nudge twenty-two And now, I shall do MY impression of someone. ... ... *crickets chirping* ... Tah dah! Wonder who that could be...*COUGH*Evergleam mule*COUGH* Darn.Competition. Bump 42. Nudge thirty-one LOL! Ignorance is bliss, that your motto? Anyway, competition? HA! I'm only bumping ten times each time. But since you decided to acknowledge a nonexistent competition, the least I can do is honor it. En garde! OH SH--
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:33 am
Bump 55.
Before I seriously get in gear,Ambrai,can I ask you a question?
Are you a boy or a girl?Just wondering.Because you said something about marrying princESSes.Unless you're...
Mano-et-mano.Not Mano-et-womano.
Pardon my French>.>
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