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 Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:05 am
Short Skit No.1:
Nurse: Hello, Billy. What seems to be the problem?
Billy: My tummy hurts! Can you do something to make it better?
Nurse: Hold on. *takes a drink, then hides bottle* Ok. Wow, you're getting fatter everyday, aren't you?
Billy: My mom says I'm perfectly plump.
Nurse: Your mom's a b*****d! Whoops, sorry. A little bit of a temper.
Billy: *looks inside trash can, pulls out wine bottle* What's this?
Nurse: It's soda. You want some? Help yourself.
Billy: *drinks the whole wine bottle* Wow. I feel great.
Nurse: Yep, that's how you'll feel. Now go back to class.
Billy: At least my stomach-ache is gone. Thanks, Nurse... What's your name?
Nurse: *looks for name-tag* Oops. Where the hell did it go? Oh well. Go back to class. Bye Billy. If you have a sore throat, come back again.
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:34 am
Short Skit No. 2
Mary Jane: Nurse, I have a problem. I just had an asthma attack. Do you have an inhaler?
Nurse: *smoking* No, I don't have an inhaler.
Mary Jane: Nurse, can you put out that cigarette, please? I have asthma.
Nurse: *smoking and blows smoke on Mary Jane's face* No. Why should I put out my cigarette? I'm the adult here.
Mary Jane: Please, I have asthma. I may have another attack.
Nurse: *blows more smoke at Mary Jane* See, that's the problem with you kids. You guys b***h and complain every day and whine for everything. "Buy me this. Do you have an inhaler? Can you put out that cigarette?" See, b***h, b***h, b***h *smokes*
Mary Jane: Please, Nurse. I'm not asking much. Can you please put out that cigarette?
Nurse: Ok. Since you said please. *puts out cigarette, then brings out a fan, and blows the smoke towards Mary Jane* I still keep the smell of cigarette smoke, though.
Mary Jane: *starts gasping for air, wheezing* Please, give me an inhaler. I'm having... an asthma attack.
Nurse: *looks for inhaler* Oh crap! There's no inhaler. I got it! *puts used cigarette into Mary Jane's mouth, lights the cigarette* Hopefully this works.
Mary Jane: *stops wheezing* Wow. This is working. Thank you, Nurse! Those inhalers don't do a damn thing. I'll trust these from now on! Bye Nurse! *leaves with cigarette in mouth, smoking*
Nurse: Thank God the brat's gone. *calls out the door* Next!
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:09 am
rofl
I always knew you were that way Geo...-points and laughs at his avvie-
but i t doesnt bother meh...
Geo-chan!!! =3
3nodding
im tired and dont feel like drinking today...ooohhh apple juice!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:59 am
hey kasumi *looks at apple juice* Ooh! apple juice *grabs container and drinks from it* eheh heh heh i like jiraiya..(he's perverted mrgreen )  Which character are you test by Naruto - Kun.com
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:23 pm
eek Stay away Geo.
Anyways... Im on now ^ ^
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:23 pm
Darn cross-dresser.. stare
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:24 pm
Darn sleeping habits..
I shall go eat.. ninja
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:26 pm
I caught a lizard in my bathroom.. stare
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:30 pm
What did you do to it?.. surprised
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:33 pm
For real? gonk
You should sell it to me..I would buy it 3nodding
Or do something evil twisted
Or you could eat it mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:35 pm
Eat it?? gonk
No, its mine. 3nodding
Yup. He's there in his "prison"
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:37 pm
It might taste good 3nodding
You keeping it as a pet huh? mrgreen
Your gonna kill the lil fellow? gonk
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:42 pm
Good? sweatdrop
Yup. He's my pet ^ ^
Kill him? gonk
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