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 Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:38 pm
 ~We are each of us angels with only one wing...All bow before the mighty bean paste monster!!!
I live once again! =D ...and we can only fly by embracing one another~
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:20 pm
That's great.
Though I won't bow down cause I got some random stomach pains going on. D;
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:16 am
Indy - Hooray!
Hope - Noo~! *sends healing vibes*
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Homicidal Crayon Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:51 am
~We are each of us angels with only one wing...Hope: You get a pass at this one, no need to strain yourself d=for the Bean Paste Monster.. ^w^'
Teh Bean Paste Monster give you gas!! >D ...and we can only fly by embracing one another~
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:30 pm
That doesn't smell very pleasant! D8
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:13 pm
So today in Business Rajat decided to bring up our spirits by talking about our Cow problems (even though he really has no idea what Cow is). Anyway, he got out this presentation that was absolutely hilarious.
So I'm going to reiterate what was said on it. Hope you guys like it as much as I did.
If You Have Two Cows
Socialism- You give 1 cow to your neighbor
Communism- The government takes both cows but gives you milk
Fascism- The government takes both cows and sells you the milk
Nazism- The government takes both cows and shoots you
Beuraticism(sp?)- The government takes both cows. They sell one and milk the other. Then they throw away the milk.
Americanism- You sell one cow and milk the other as if it were 4 cows. You then call up an analyist on why it died. The analyist says it's cheaper to work with cows in China, so you ship your cow to China and then import your milk.
And then it got to how COUNTRIES DO IT.
If These Countries Had Two Cows...
France-You would go on strike, have a riot, and demand to have 3 cows
Japan-You would throw away the cows, redesign them to 1/4 the size and make three times as much milk, and then mass produce them. Then make a cartoon called 'Cowkimon' out of it.
Germany- Vamp up the cows into a better design, let it run for 10 years, and have it milk itself.
Italy- You don't know where the cows are.
Russia- You find out you have two cows. When you count again, you actually have 8 cows. When you count again, you have 64 cows. You count again and then you have 2 cows. You forget the cows and have another drink of vodka.
Swiss- You have 5,000 cows but you don't own any of them. Charge the owners for holding onto their cows.
China- You have 2 cows that are milked by 300 people.
India- You worship the cows and give the milk to their calves.
Britain- You have two cows that are both angry. Don't bother with them and go to a golf course.
Australia- You have two cows. Business is good! Close for the day and have yourself a beer.
Iraq- Everyone says you have cows but you say you don't. Then they come in and kill all of your dogs and chickens. Ten years later, you still don't have any cows but you do have a democratic government.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:53 pm
Sentinel: "Why do you guys hate me so much?"
Arcee: "Do you want the long list or the short list?
Either way the list will be long." rofl That made my day. I loved it. Sentinel: "You know, technically, you are still part of my crew."
Arcee: "Yeah? Technically, you still suck."
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Homicidal Crayon Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:29 pm
I've seen a couple of those before but they're really funny. xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:32 pm
Haha, I think I'd seen the different styles of government one before, but they're both hilarious. I like Australia's response to their cows. XD
That reminded me of something my friend's sister posted on Facebook the other day... Copy and paste time!
Current security alert levels
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards". They dont have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose", but more recently have added the ever useful: "We want to look Military, but are prohibited from doing anything" pose.
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their (so called) allies, just in case.
And at a local level...
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to"BAAAA!" Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is, "s**t, I hope Australia will come end rescue us." In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi."
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!," "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:41 pm
Ahahahaha. That's awesome. Gotta love these things.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:45 pm
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Homicidal Crayon Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:45 pm
Ah man for both of those, I love Australia! xDD
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:36 pm
Will you carry me down the aisle that final day,
with your tears and bones shaking from the weight?
When you lower me down beneath that sky of gray.
let the rain fall down and wash away your pain. Don- Both the comics and cows thing was awesome. xD
Equine- Also awesome. xD Let all the fear inside you drown.
Tear out the blade that let you down.
Save sorrow for the souls in doubt.
Bleed every care out.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:11 pm
Dude... what the crap on the smoking thing.
Of all things to just randomly... take away?
Dude... just dude.
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