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 Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:15 pm
*dabs eyes and fans self to start that breathing thing again* Whoo, sudden haiku-ish attacks of lol sure are sudden and lolliful.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:17 pm
Practically every martial art has been adapted into a competition form, so now they're all martial sports?
I mean, Bruce Irvin from Tekken 5 wears the traditional Muay Thai competition gear.
Steve Fox puts on the gloves and shorts.
The game has rounds, rules, guidelines, and each character follows a style. Like, if I go to a gym, learn boxing, am I not gonna be able to dodge a punch on the street? The minute some Japanese karateka who's never been on K-1 shows up I'm gonna be helpless?
WHY DO YOU HATE BOXING AS A MARTIAL ART MOOO? WHAT THE HELL?
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:18 pm
Quote: HEY
HEY, HEY
ANONYMOOO
WITH THREE OOO
HEY
THE HELL IS MY PIC MAN
DON'T MAKE ME HAFTA SHANKA HOOO
CRUUUUISE CONTROL
anon> haha, thanks, ok. as soon as i finish looking over this assignment.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:22 pm
h X c Quote: HEY
HEY, HEY
ANONYMOOO
WITH THREE OOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
THE HELL IS MY PIC MAN
DON'T MAKE ME SHANKA HOOO
CRUUUUISE CONTROL *tries her hand at pruning*
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:22 pm
Boxing as a sport presupposes that your opponent will also use boxing as well to fight you, just as a kendoka freaks out and doesn't expect getting smacked in the legs with a shinai. What do trainers call boxing? "The Fight Game." "The Sweet Science." Boxing is a sport. I agree that it has its merits as a martial art, but its modern development has purely been in its furthering as a sport.
If anything, the average boxer IS more conditioned than the average martial arts practitioner, which is another thing that sets them apart, as boxers are athletes who must maintain themselves within set guidelines and limits.
Tekken is a fighting game because it's a flight of fancy that requires you to beat the s**t out of a virtual "somebody else," NOT box them, or make them submit, or force them out of a circle. Even Steve Fox kicks in Tekken. xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:24 pm
Shouyin Practically every martial art has been adapted into a competition form, so now they're all martial sports?
I mean, Bruce Irvin from Tekken 5 wears the traditional Muay Thai competition gear.
Steve Fox puts on the gloves and shorts.
The game has rounds, rules, guidelines, and each character follows a style. Like, if I go to a gym, learn boxing, am I not gonna be able to dodge a punch on the street? The minute some Japanese karateka who's never been on K-1 shows up I'm gonna be helpless?
WHY DO YOU HATE BOXING AS A MARTIAL ART MOOO? WHAT THE HELL?
Boxing presupposes that your opponent will also be boxing. xd They have no attacks meant to strike someone who is prone. It has no attacks based from kneeling, sitting, or prone positions. Hell it doesn't even have any attacks for opponents that are behind you since rabbit punching is prohibited.
Sure knowing boxing will certainly increase your chances of winning a fight but I really wouldn't hold it up in the same manner as you're doing.HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:25 pm
Y'know what Mooo!? I've had enough of you.
GET OUT.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:25 pm
Kellindel Boxing presupposes that your opponent will also be boxing. xd We steal quotes from each other all the damn time. Besides, you said it first. xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:27 pm
Shouyin Y'know what Mooo!? I've had enough of you.
GET OUT.  *offers you a nurse to pacify you* xd Edit: The "armrest" pic might not be okay for the TOS. There, I changed it.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:28 pm
DON'T TRY TO CALM ME DOWN WITH MILK JUNKIES SCREENS!
Edit: NO NURSE CAN HANDLE ME, -ESPECIALLY- AN ASIAN ONE.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:29 pm
Shouyin DON'T TRY TO CALM ME DOWN WITH MILK JUNKIES SCREENS!  Okay, does Jinguuji Rio art work for you? xd
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:31 pm
STOP TESTING MY BOUNDARIES WITH ECCHI YOU SON OF A b***h.
Didn't that guy do those World Cup soccer jersey pictures? Those were koul.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:32 pm
I believe he did. Now I'm going to go find something to eat. ![]() Like a burger. xd That's gross dude.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:33 pm
That just looks like a really strange and infected wound. o-x,
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:34 pm
That pic so did not break the TOS, but all right.
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