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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:33 pm
Nudge six hundred and twenty-six
105. If a new hero shows up who take business away from the old one, keep your distance; they're either a Bad Guy pretending to be Good, or their powers are not fully developed and will soon go out of control.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:34 pm
Nudge six hundred and twenty-seven
106. Do not attempt to observe the Hero's fights in person, but rather, content yourself with watching it on the nightly news.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:35 pm
Nudge six hundred and twenty-eight
107. If mysterious strangers appear at the birth or adoption of your child and make epic proclamations about him/her, listen.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:37 pm
Nudge six hundred and twenty-nine
108. Don't make friends with the Hero's True Love. You'll buy it when she gets kidnapped.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:38 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty
109. Do not take a shortcut through the woods.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:40 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-one
110. Don't make the snack run alone. Bring someone else with you.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:41 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-two
111. Do not actively try to become a Sidekick or True Love. If you really have what it takes, you'll wind up with the role no matter what you do.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:42 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-three
112. If your corporation conducts research, don't volunteer to work after hours. That's when experiments go awry. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:43 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-four
113. If you run a corporation that conducts research, do not fire one of your researchers without first dismantling every bit of their laboratory equipment.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:44 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-five
114. Do not attempt to chase custom-built vehicles, even if you are a policeman.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:45 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-six
115. If you're singled out as the Chosen One, politely ask what it entails. If the job description involves "Defeating the Darkness," and involves long years of danger and struggle, you've just been made a Hero, and the person naming you the Chosen One is your Mentor (or can direct you to your Mentor). If the job of being the Chosen One involves being pampered by half-naked temple virgins, it will end with you being sacrificed to the volcano, and the person calling you the Chosen One is the Evil High Priest(ess) who intends to perform the ceremony. heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:47 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-seven
116. Any artifact named as if it were a part of somebody, especially if it really was once a part of somebody, is a Talisman of Purest Evil, and should only be dealt with in a manner pursuant to its destruction.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:48 pm
Nudge six hundred and thirty-eight
117. Stay away from all buildings or natural features of the landscape that resemble skulls, fists, fanged mouths, etc.
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