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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:20 pm
"Friends...we could really use some of those sometimes too." A slight laugh and a little smirk though. "All plans these days...remember, all work and no play makes Malik a dull boy." Her look returned to Nerian, then over to the other two horses, and back to Malik. "Personally I think he's thinking up devious little ways to mess with me sword wise. Every time he talks me into sparing he always manages to find something new to put me on my back with." Piper gave another pet to Nerian who's mannerisms now spoke of him knowing Malik wasn't too happy with him. "Sure he's skittish...but he can be brave when he needs to be. He's just not one to want to get involved with other things that may end up causing trouble. Besides..." A look then to Nightmare, "She can't be mean to my first riding horse, that just wrong...and she has Serino to mess with to her heart's content."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:44 am
A woman's groceries fell out of the bottom the canvas bag that she carried them in. A safe distance away, Jell gigled. "That one was good Jaun, she didn't even see me!"
"The people here are to slow to see anything."
"The do seem a little oblivious. Any other place would have suspected us by now..."
"And banned us with one of those spells." HE shivered. They wer just having a little fun after all "But tih sis kind of nice. No on knows it's us," they recieved odd stares as they leaned against a building's wall, watching for opportunities. "Maybe we should stay here a while."
Jell dug into a hunk of bread, talking over a mouthful. "Food's not bad either."
Jaun elbowed his brother. "Hey, you want to release all of those cloethes lines in the alley?"
"I thought you'd never ask." The bread was finished in a haste gulp.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:52 pm
Ah, rukus. What fun, don't you think? Confused people, unlucky people. This place was quite ripe for the picking.
"You'd tihnk they've never seen a pair like us before, eh Jaun?"
"Indeed not, Jell."
The huddled in an alley way, poking at a map between the two of them. Snatched from a man's back pocket, they had no idea if the it was accurate or not. Jell pointed out places. "What about this tower place? It's always fun to mess with magical stuff."
"I dunno. I don't trust wizards. They might just try to send us home."
"Right. So ex off the tower." He made a scratch mark with a claw on the map. "How about this place?" And he pointed.
"It looks like the guy just scribbled on a dot, like it's a new location."
"That's a good enough reason to me to try it out."
"And what if it doesn't exist?"
"We'll just come back here."
"Sound reasoning, brother." And a high-five later and they had phased out. A short time later, the two materialized in the stables, and lo and behold the palce was real.
Jell landed on Nerian's back. "Look! Horsies!" a smack on the rump sent the Zephyr rearing, and effecivly threw Jell too, who hit a wall and slid to the ground. Non-plussed, the demon sprang back up and smiled. "Ha! I flew, brother!"
"I see that, good show." Jaun was in the rafters, scuttling around and tossing bits of hay down from the loft. He dropped down in front of the lady with the red and white stripped hair. "Hello miss!" he grinned. Another quick jump l;ater he had snatched an arrow from her quiver and had shimmied up a support beam.
Jell was still having fun with Nerian, generally spooking the horse with "boos" and scary faces. Although he did get to close to the nightmare, and recieved a very nasty bite? "Ouch!"
"Tsk Tsk, you aught to no better than that, Jell." He whiped the arrow at Serino. A short skip later and he had found the tack room. "Look jell, horse shoes!" He proceeded to make a mess of the room, throwinh saddles and bridles off their hooks, upending bins full of oats, and chewing on a brush.
Jell toook little time in finding a horse shoe and clamping his teeth around it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:07 pm
Wasn't that fitting? The moment she stood up for Nerian, the horse got spooked badly enough to rear. And of course getting a hand on him was irritating, and of course Nerian upset Serino and when Serino was upset Nightmare got annoyed. Oh good lord bad chain of reactions. "Seere ndu Nerian!" Serino was more or less annoyed slightly seeing as something or rather somethings were messing around. A look up from him to the rafters only to have hay land on his head and he shook it off. And Piper? Well she jumped slightly as one dropped down in front of her and then jumped again and had one of her arrows then was up off the ground again. Poor Nerian was all upset, kicking up wind in his shaky state and Serino snagged the arrow at him right out of the air, letting it drop to the ground. Hey, he knew how to handle arrows. Though her attention quickly spun to settle on the tack room. "What the hell..." A brief look to Malik at all the noise and then her attention turned back to Nerian who was still throwing a fit. "Nerian, it's okay." She did get him to settle however and she got curious, walking over and poking her head in the room. Okay this was an odd sight indeed.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:13 pm
Jaun was headfirst down a barrel of feed, and somewhat stuck. He was kicking his legs, his sneakers making wild streaks in the air and his tail whipping around, while Jell laughed at him around a half eaten horse shoe. Finally, Jell gave the barrel a kick and toppled the thing, spilling feed and a slightly tossled Jaun onto the floor.
ALmost imidiatly the demon was scuttling up a wall and fiddling with a laod bearing support beam. "Think I can take the whole thing down, Jell?" But he couldn't getn his calws around the nails. So what did he do? He bit out a chunk of the support, got bored with the idea, and moved to tossing grain at his brother.
Jell chomped through his horse shoe, sitting on the floor spread-eagle like. He looked up at Piper and waved. "Hi!" the pointed to his shoe. "You dodn't want any, did you?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:20 pm
Piper look quite...taken aback. Half of her was on paranoia mode as these two seemingly went about wanting to trash and take the place apart, the other part of her was quite furious at them both for upsetting horses and making a mess on the place. So a look at the one on the floor as she came into the room slightly. "No...I don't eat horse shoes...." Though she reached to her side, grabbed her whip and gave it a crack, the end wrapping around the tail of the one overhead and yanking him down and to her where she grabbed him by his tail and held him. The whip was yanked off and snapped at the other, wrapping his wrist and dragging him over to her as well. "Do you two like getting hurt? At all, maybe?" This was called issuing her warning.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:29 pm
Hastily, Jell shoved the rest of his treat into his mouth, chewed with an aweful granting noise, and swallowed, all while his claws dig deep rifts into the floor as piper pulled him over.
Jaun enjoyed being yanked off the beam so quickly. He hadn't even had time to yell. That was impressive. He hung there, and smiled. "Hi."
Jell finished licking his lips. "Why am I not supposed to eat the horse shoes?"
"Hurt? Id on't get it...do you get it Jell?"
"Not really. Is it supposed to be funny?"
"I'm not certain that it was a joke."
"HA ha ha."
"I said NOT a joke, jell."
"Oh, sorry." Jell picked up a handfull of falled feed and hucked at his brother, missing and hitting mostly piper. Jell looked somewhat surrpsied that he had actually hit something. "Wow. My aim is getting better, Jaun!"
"Bravo." And he applauded.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:35 pm
Oh lord...they were either clever in their ways of turning situations about...or total oblivious idiots. And she only sighed as she got hit with feed, shaking her head to displace some of it. Though then she grabbed up both by their shoulders and shook them a bit to perhaps rattle and jump start their brains...if they had any that was. "Pay attention you oblivious things." Another shake of them just because she could. "Care to tell me why you are startling horses and causing trouble? Careful of your answer, I may feed you to Nightmare."
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:40 pm
Jaun gave a look to his brother, that little smiled fading a moment. "She just asked 'why' right?"
"I think so." Jell stuck a claw in his ear, rattled it about a bit.
"Okay, I thought maybe I was hearing things." His smile came back. "Because it's fun. Don't you think it was fun?" His brother giggled.
"The horse threw me. THREW ME! how often do you get tossed around by a horse? It was great!"
Somehow, Jaun had gotten a hold of the end of Piper's whip and was swatting his brother with it. "Take this, and that, and one more for good measure!" Jell didn't even notice.
"Can I have another horse shoe?" He hiccuped. "Oh, pardon me."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:45 pm
"....because it's fun..." Okay, she was utterly baffled now. And she came to the conclusion that they were both idiots...the Nightmare didn't eat idiots, she was picky. "You both find it fun..." Though an exasperated look as she noticed one hitting the other with her whip, and with a sigh she dropped them both to the floor with a thud and snapped her whip to yank it from him and coil itself back to her. They seemed to be oblivious to things as well. "Fine, have another horse show." It would at least occupy him as she took to figuring them out. And thusly she took to circling them both in almost predatory fashion.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:51 pm
Jell hit the floor running, scopped up another hosre shoe and plopped himself back down beside his brother. Licking his lips he shived one edn of the shoe in his mouth and sucked on it a bit before grunding through the thing to chew on it a while, a look of utter bliss on his face.
Jaun, while disappointed that the whip had been taken away, took to gathering up some of the spilled feed. Once collected he proceeded to try and toss them back in the barrel. Which he didn't seem to notice was on it's side, and every time a iece of grain it the thing he siad. "Damn."
Grind, grind. Damn....damn....damn.
And then the feed was gone, so he pulled at his brother's tail.
"Hey miss, you're pretty grumpy." He smiled at Piper. "I mean, it doesn't suit your face."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:57 pm
Malik came in the stalls, Malvolence drawn, and looked between the two.
"Hello, boys. enjoying being in places you shouldn't be and eating things you shouldn't be eating and generally pissing off a shadowknight, little demons? You know, clerics aren't teh only ones with banishing and binding spells."
What else could they be. horns, tails, eatting horseshoes..odd clothes and no idea of what 'intelligence' was. Imps. brazen imps at that. A look at Piper.
"Do you want me to maim them, or barter with them?"
Malvolence already gave his answer, glowing brightly and bursting into flame, wanting a taste of devil's blood. Malik looked at the blade, smirked, and back at the pair.
"And I really hope your not eatting the mithril horseshoes. those are Nightmare's, and she'll throw a fit..liable to take off limbs."
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:00 pm
Definitely idiots. And a bit annoying at taht...but also halfway amusing. But harmless they seemed none the less. "Odd surprises make me so." Though she did stop her circling and stood there, hands clasped behind her back as she tilted her head to the side and watched the two little idiots. Then she took a look around the room and the utter mess that they had made of it. No doubt Malik was irritated over horses. Nightmare probably wanted a piece of them both as well. "So you're....jsut having fun?" Maybe she needed to redefine fun for them. Though then her attention went to Malik as he decided he wanted in on the fun of them both. Though a harder look at the blade in his hand...behave. "Barter with them for what?And I doubt maiming them will faze them...they enjoy the thrill."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:09 pm
Jell and Jaun went quite still when the sword came out, and Jell dropped his half eaten horse shoe. Momentary shock was all it really was. Peraps Jell was thinking of eating the sword instead.
Jaun smiled again. "Yeah! We're just having fun!"
Jell nodded. "Fun. It's you know.." he waved a hand in the air just above his head, but an explination was lost on him...you know. Fun!" Hee smiled again, as if this was perfect explination.
Jaun looked at the flaming swords. "Jell, do you think I can outrun it?"
"Not really."
"Me niether. Lets try!"
"I would usually agree with you, brother. But the lady there gave me nasty look for thinking about it." He turned. "Or maybe the look was for the this guy."
"Maybe. So....we're not going to try?"
"Not right now. Maybe later."
"I'll hold you to it."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:15 pm
Malik walked over, casual as ever, and reached down, grabbing the end of the horseshoe that was half eaten. he picked it up and looked at it, tossed it aside, and sheathed Malvolence.
"Fun. I coudl think of several other words, and none of them have anywhere near the meaning of fun."
then he reached out, and grabbed both of them by a horn, and made sure they were standing up.
"Now then. Names, and place you come from, please. Or so help me I'll send you to the first place that comes up after your heads come off."
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