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 Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:50 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:00 am
Nudge six hundred and one 80. If your child has an adult friend who frequently urges your child to clear his/her mind, or tells you that your child has "a rare gift," set your affairs in order. Your days are numbered. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:03 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:07 am
Nudge six hundred and three 82. Likewise, if you are a policeman, bank guard, or night watchman, and your first shot bounces off of the intruder's chest, try shooting other areas of the intruder's body, like their face, groin, etc. If this also fails, do not waste the rest of your ammo on him/her/it, or risk your neck in hand-to-hand combat; instead, fall back and observe. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:11 am
Nudge six hundred and four 83. Do not attempt to duplicate the means by which the Hero gained his/her powers. You will either fail and die a lingering, agonizing death, or succeed, lose control of your powers, wreck half of the city, and make it necessary for the Hero to kill you to neutralize the threat you pose to everyone else. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:15 am
Nudge six hundred and five 84. If you associate with the Hero, you run the risk of becoming a True Love or a Sidekick, depending on your availability and mutual gender preferences. The former will involve hostage situations on a semi-regular basis, but chances of survival are optimal. The latter can be quite hazardous to your health, so avoid it. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:18 am
Nudge six hundred and six 85. If the Hero and the Evil Overlord are engaged in mortal battle, go somewhere else as quickly as possible, before you are squished by a car, the statue of the city's founder, or a collapsing skyscraper. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:21 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:22 am
Nudge six hundred and eight 87. If the Evil Overlord offers you immortality, superpowers, or infinite wealth, and all you have to do is something that seems terribly trivial, don't. It's a trick. You will be used as a pawn in a larger game, and then crushed like a bug. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:24 am
Nudge six hundred and nine 88. Don't try to impress your significant other by emulating something that a Hero once did. Doing so usually results in said Hero having to come and save your butt. And you look like a complete loser, too. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:25 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:35 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:37 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:39 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:41 am
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