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 Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:48 am
Intercom: This is Spartan 117, Were finishing this fight!
* Epic Starts to play *
Troopers: eek
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Intercom: Began for Ultra zord combination!
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:27 pm
*Hmmm, where did I leave that wampa?*
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:16 am
This is not what you want to hear...
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:57 pm
-After recieving a package from a "Mr. Roddenberry"-
Vader: WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?~
Crew: They're everywhere, sir! We're being overrun by furry balls.
-static-
OR
Admiral: What does this button do? -click-
Computer: T-minus 10 minutes until self destruct.
Vader: Well, I'm getting the hell out of here. -static-
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:23 pm
Intercom: Admiral, you have a call from Lord Vader. He wants to discuss Staff Reductions.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:38 pm
Intercom: Oh yeah. Right there. Oh, baby, yeah. I just hope the Admiral doesn't walk in on us in here and... Oh kriff, is that thing on?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:11 am
"My lightsabre brings all the Jedi to the yard..."
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:31 pm
Six words:
The Barney "I love you" Song
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:01 am
Intercom: Are you sure nobody knows we're defecting?
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:41 am
-IN THE EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM-
Luke: Your overconfidance is your weakness.
Palpatine: Your faith in your's.
Darth Vader's phone: Baby, Baby, baby, ooooh.
Luke: Oh. My. God.
Palpatine: AHAHAHA -accidentally falls into the reactor shaft-
Luke: What's that red button over there?
Darth Vader: Oh kriff it. Um, attention all personel. Please take your blasters, point them at you head and pull the trigger.
-blasterfire heard in background-
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:42 pm
By decree of his Imperial Majesty, all scheduled crew vacations are hereby suspended until all spies have been executed. That is all.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:03 am
Intercom: Attention passengers, we have decided to execute all non-Imperial personnel. Rebel tourists, we regret your tickets are no longer valid and we cannot give out any refunds. Please wait in your quarters for our friendly stormtrooper squad, and have a pleasant death.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:28 am
All refreshers are nonfunctional due to Rebel sabotage
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:08 am
Intercom: Attention, passengers. If you look to our left, you'll see a recently conquered planet we're making into a resort for our paying customers such as yourself. If you look to our right, you'll see a Rebel Alliance squadron launching warheads right at us.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:39 am
Attention, in accordance to the Emperor's newest decree and addiction to Team Fortress 2, we are now performing spychecks....
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