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 Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:38 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty-five 64. When the Sidekick rescues me, I will dump any gifts received from the Evil Overlord. They probably contain tracking devices, which would result in the Sidekick getting killed; then I'd have to listen to his confession of undying love while he croaks, and feel obligated to say some comforting baloney before his eyes close for the last time, and then after telling the Hero about his friend's courageous sacrifice, wind up naming our first child after him. heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:43 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty-six 65. There is a fifty-fifty chance that the Hero's Sidekick is in love with me. I'll find him a spunky, moderately attractive tomboy type about his height, and steer them towards each other. If they quarrel, they're in love; if they hit it off, she loves him, but he's secretly unhappy with her and still loves me, and the Hero will need to send them off on a mission together. heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:46 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty-seven 66. If I absolutely must scream, I'll use actual words with useful information. "I'M BEING EATEN BY A SHUGGOTH!" better enables the Hero to rescue me than does a simple ear-splitting "AAARRRGGHH!" heart The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:50 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:57 am
Nudge five hundred and eighty-nine 68. I will never vow to slay the killer of my brother or other near relative; there is a fair-to-middling chance that the Hero did it, that it was an accident, and that I won't learn he did it until after I fall in love with him. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:01 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:05 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:09 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:13 am
Nudge five hundred and ninety-three 72. If the Evil Overlord announces to the world that he has reformed and wants only to help people, throw a party, and give away money, don't go, especially if he's playing Prince's music. If he's lying, you'll be a hostage or a statistic. If he's telling the truth, catch the next one. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:18 am
Nudge five hundred and ninety-four 73. Watching the Evil Overlord's interview on TV will no doubt be interesting, but don't be in the studio audience when he/she/it hosts "Saturday Night Live." Tape it, and wait a week or so to see if any other viewers had any seizures or mind-control problems before you watch the tape. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:27 am
Nudge five hundred and ninety-five 74. If you're riding on public transport and the Magnificent Seven board your train or bus, get out immediately and wait for the next one. Especially if they're in their street clothes. The True Love List Part OneThe True Love List Part Two
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:31 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:35 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:38 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:46 am
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