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yay it worked!

uhh i feel a little bad though cause now my sigg is kinda big i think. ... but i dont want to take off my other siggy pic : (

It's fine Joe.. I've seen WAY bigger siggy's before.

*stands up in front of the chatterboxers*

Hi.. my name is Erin.. and I'm a recovering Booty Grabber...

Sexual Techniques to Make Her Wild with Desire (read it before you think about chiding me, hehe)

Technique #1: Wet Hands
Yep, it is the wet hands technique. Certainly one of the most popular among most women polled. So simple. So exciting. You will leave her absolutely breathless.
* Fill the kitchen sink up with hot water and add a few drops of a scented dish liquid. Not too many, you don’t want it to be harsh. There are many very nice scents out now, from vanilla and lavender to grapefruit. It is completely up to you.
* With a soft cloth in your hands plunge your hands into the water and get the cloth very wet.
* Now, moving slowly and gently place a dish in the water and rub the cloth across the surface of it, over and over again.
* Place the dish in clean rinse water and repeat until she is moaning with pleasure.

Technique #2: Vibrate Me Baby
This technique utilizes what many women think of as toys. It is a little more difficult and takes a little more muscle. Extra credit on this one if you wear a black “wife beater” shirt at the same time. Are you man enough?
* Carefully pull the vacuum out of where it has been stored. You know you want it.
* Plug it in and push all the right buttons.
* Slowly move back and forth and back and forth across the carpet; you will know when to move to a new spot.
* Move to the next spot and repeat as long as it takes to get good results.

Technique #3 : The Wet T Shirt Game
This game is pretty easy although you will have to think quickly while in the midst of gettin’ your game on. If you can handle the amount of agitation and vibration in the first few minutes you will be just fine. Continue through to the very end.
* You will need two piles. No, I did not mistype the word poles. I typed piles.
* Put everything white and light colored in one and everything dark colored in the other.
* Fill the washing machine with warm water and laundry soap (this is imperative…use the amount suggested by the manufacturer).
* Add the light pile. Close the lid.
* Write her a love letter about how great her eyes are while you are waiting for it to finish.
* Repeat with the dark colors except use cold water.
* Quick note: If your wife is screaming “Yes! Yes! Yes!” Don’t stop what you are doing! This part is so very important. This step is called domesticus interruptus. It can be very frustrating for females.

Technique #4: What Goes Up Must Come Down
This is best used as a quickie, whether in the middle of the night or during a chaotic afternoon. She can’t say no to this.
* When you put the toilet seat up, put it back down. Yeppers, I mean, every single time.
I know…I know… You almost can’t take any more verbal titillation. Good thing this is a short list. This last one is amazing. It is incredible. Most definitely, save the best for last.

Technique #5: Tonight is Oral Gratification Night
This will take some time to master. Work on it while using other techniques several times a week and then just expose your big secret to her when she least expects it. If you all ready know this technique you should be using it to it’s full potential by adding to your repertoire of tricks.
* Learn to cook a whole meal.
* When she has had a particularly rough day run her a bath, preferably aromatic with LUSH bath stuff.
* While she is bathing, fix your incredible dinner (hot dogs and popcorn does not count)
* While she is still relaxed from the bath and satiated with dinner proceed to technique #1.
Oh, you don’t have to thank me. No, really. I’m serious.

Hello Guys and Gals!!! Lamb here is just spending time with his GF if you been wondering where my randomness has been. I will get a pic of us! and share it later on.. when we get her cam charged... since im tarded and cant remember how to get my webcam on the laptop to take pics lol

lol good one Exxos! rofl

Love the avy Erin! xd

It's about 8pm and still 100F here - I'm melting.....

lol well today I wouldn't mind visiting someone in a different (cooler) state. This is pretty unusual though. I saw on the news that last time it stayed this hot this long was in the 80's.

Our high today was right around 86. Ohio seems to have finally stabilized into the summer season- we'll be back to winter weather soon though knowing our luck xp C'moooon cold fronts from Lake Eerie and Canada!

I couldn't live anywhere that the temperature got up over 100. I would DIE D: I'm a total autumn person, I can't stand the heat of the summer.

I have a sister that lived in Las Vegas for a while- she spoke horror stories about the heat and lack of snow.