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Nospai Deathous

PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:24 pm


see? i amsht right.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:36 pm


YOU CANT SPELL!!!
NYA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Throw the chickens at the bank vault and hit the canteens! they're gonna egg!

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Nospai Deathous

PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:05 am


mhmm.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:31 am


Eggcelent work on that eggstreme stunt.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:03 am


ninja

Cale's gonna kill me isn't he? crying
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:25 am


If you don't come back, it's a possibility...
On a lighter note, I am finally done with my awful and unfair grounding! Huzzah!
xd

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:08 am


Turn to the Dark Side News, it is your local center for updates in the galaxy.

* Imperial March tune for a few seconds *

Tom: Good evening and welcome to the Dark Side News. I'm your new anchor Tom, here to replace Bob since his death at yesterday's airing. Today's top story: Massive Jedi Master bating... I'm sorry, DEbating, has come about since yesterday's news aired, arguing on how Darth Vader is alive and well and serving as the Dark News weatherman. Well, I'll tell you. 'Cause he pwns a**, bi-atch! Nuff said. In another story, there is apparently a parade of storm troopers marching down the road here on Coruscant. We now go live to our in-the-field storm trooper with the details. Stormie?

Stormie: As you can see, Bob, this is no a parade, but in fact, a march into battle. Sadly, no one believes it so hundreds of people have gathered around and gotten in the way. Due to them lining up along some streets, the troopers are being forced to march an extra 20 miles since the shorter routes have been cut off by an army of hardcore fan geeks. More on this in the next... 10 hours... because they won't arrive until then. Back to you, Tom.

Tom: See folks? Hardcore fandom and obsessive isn't cool. The key is moderation, or, get a life. Wait a second, I'm getting a report... There are apparently several Trekkies just outside in protest, claiming superiority over Star Wars. We now go to our random daily security guard for details.

Goku: Waaaaaaah! Hold on there, people! I can't just let you in here! Er, yes, Tom, as you can see, this is one very angry mob and-
Mob of Trekkies: STAR WARS SUCK! * someone throws their replica phaser and whack Goku in the head *
Goku: Oh, that's it! RAAAAAAAA! * goes Super Saiyan * KA-MEH-HA-MEH-HAAAAAA! * blasts everyone into oblivion * Back to you, Tom.

Tom: Eh, your cartoon series sucks a**. In other ne-
Goku: What was that? * busts in, grabs Tom *
Tom: * quickly * Palpatine with sports! * WHAM! * AGH!

Palps: Crix Madine beat the Imperial Fleet Infinity to 0 today in the battle of the universe. That single roundhouse kick was so powerful, I s**t myself just hearing about it. And since Tom is a little dead at the moment, now to Vader with the weather.

Vader: As you can see, we are experiencing some dull weather... I can't do this right now... I lied on Jerry Springer last night... Luke, if you're watching... I am your father, not Admiral Ackbar. I'm so sorry. crying Now back to newly appointed anchor Crix Madine.

Madine: You guys are dead.

Palps: Oh
Vader: Sith!

* Vader and Palps run for it, Crix delivers a roundhouse kick and destroys the camera, nobody knows what else happened *
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:59 am


Des Voh
ninja

Cale's gonna kill me isn't he? crying

Nope.
Frankly I left you on Ord Mantell since you werent directly talking to my character, just an NPC.
You pretty much lost my trail at this point.
Have fun tracking me across the galaxy.
3nodding

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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:55 am


Monkey torpedoes.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:38 pm


Damnit..... sad

Des Voh

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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:41 pm


Des Voh
Damnit..... sad

thats what you get for leaving me hanging.
Now you'll have to read all my posts to see how much time relatively between you and me has passed.
You were last talking to that chick in the bar so you got a long way to go.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:59 pm


What are you talking about?

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Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:05 pm


where Des last posted in Legacy.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:27 pm


For those interested I updated the OGG again.
As it says, theres a new quiz and a new feature.
In some of the entries (Not done makin' em all yet) Ive included a Cale Quote which states either an opinion or more data pertaining to the article.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:51 pm


I still like my jedi entry.
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