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Interesting to note that Fett can't speak Mando'a.

I thought he did. Then I thought it was another language. Because in Bloodlines, Karen makes it CLEAR that he speeks no mando'a.

Lemme ask the guys on TF.N.

Well as Beviin said, Boba is not Mandalorian.

Lemme find the quote

"Then what's the use of being Mand'alor? No heir, no clan, no sense of duty. You're not Mandalorian. You just wear the armor."

Goran Beviin

Okay, I'm just experimenting here to see if this could possibly catch on and turn into something. I dunno who else I can use besides Vader and Palps, so I'm just improvising for the rest.

Turn to the Dark Side News, it is your local center for updates in the galaxy.

* Imperial March tune for a few seconds *

Imp: Hello and welcome to the Dark Side News. Today's top story: Ship-jacking. Many of you are familiar with theft of ships and specifially, the case of the Ebon Hawk being stolen by Revan and his companions. Well, after such a long time since then, this has still been happening and finally, we may have a solution. We now go live to a random storm trooper out at the shipyard. Stormie?

* screen goes to live feed of a Stormie talking while a ship is being jacked behind him *

Stormie; Thank you Bob. Yes, I'm here now at the scene of an attempted ship-jacking. As I speak, the ship behind me has a pirate aboard attempting to bypass a newly invented state of the art security system that will fry him the very instant he makes the slightest mistake. There's NO chance of-

* a piece of hardware is chucked out the side of the ship, a voice comes from inside *

Cale Darksun: Later vrelts!

* the ship flies off and jumps into hyperspace *

Stormie: Uh... Back to you, Bob.

* screen goes back to the news HQ *

Imp: * coughs * Well now, that's... Let's go to Palpatine for sports.

Palps: The Rebel Raiders beat the Stormie Squad 10 to 3 in this week's dogfight match above Endor. This was not as I had forseen...

Imp: Yes... It's never as you forsee unless we win. rolleyes Now to everyone's favorite Sith Lord for the weather. Darth?

Vader: As you can see, the rain is strong in this one region over Manaan. Light Side fronts are moving in from the south that will bring many Jedi into the area of Ahto. And for our local weather forcast: Right now we've got heavy TIE debris from our overhead battle with some laser fire. Later today we've got clouds moving in from the blocking of the sun from all the SDs flying overhead. Tomorrow we're excepting a few sprinkles of Death Star destruction on Tatooine with a slight chance of last-minute hero saving the day by blowing up the Death Star. Back to you, Bob.

Imp: Yes, you can never trust a Jedi hero to not show at just the right... Wait, this just in, we're under attack!

* blaster fire comes flying into the room and kills the anchor, Cale comes on camera, pantless, displaying a pair of a pink wookiee boxers *

Cale: Rain, you piece of sith! Where the Hell are my pants? * looks at the camera * What the sith are YOU barves looking at? * shoots the camera *

At least i wasnt on there describing what the Spacial Anomaly sounded like.