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 Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:45 pm
*stands up, cleans himself up then looks at jessie*
need help? sounds like those bags are heavy
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:34 pm
*johns sword starts to rumble*
what the!?!
"hi john, its your sword, why havent you played with me for awhile?"
*john shreks in fear*
AHHHH!!!! TALKING SWORD
"calm down damn it, im not going to kill you, geez..."
then whats with all the puncture wounds in my stomach, huh?
"that was you u freaken damn a**..."
J: i guess thats true...., who are u anyway.
S: "me, why im the MATSUMUNE"
J: no your not...
S: "...yes i am, look i talk"
J: yea so, your still not, and your starting to get annoying...
S: "YES I AM"
J: alright, alright, be what you wish..., just stop talking...
S: "WHAT, u dont believe me..."
J: oh,... i believe you *cough*
S: "no, u dont, come on im the matsumune.."
J: ...great i have a talking sword in mid-life crisis...
S: "I HEARD THAT!!"
J: ...yea so..., ur a freaken whinning sword... and why r u still talking.
S: "...fine, ill shut up..."
J: ....finally, ghaaa
S: "but..."
J: GAHHH DAMN IT
*john throws the sword under a pillow in his bunk, and goes back atop deck*
of all the swords i plunder, i get one that cant shut up, geez...
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:55 pm
*an annoying voice comes from johns bunk*
S: JOHN, JOHN, I CANT BREATHE, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN!!!
J: ....argh
*john goes and retrives his sword*
J: ill let you out as long as u SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
S: ...ok, i will
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:07 pm
*stares at john conversing with the accursed sword and shakes his head in anguish at the pitiful sight*
wow, the British Imperial Navy sure knowns how to concoct mighty good brews *hic* if i didn't say so meself, i'd say John be givin' a tongue lashin' to a bloody cutlass... ((or is he)) *hic*
*glares down at his sheathed scimatars to note anything strange, but nothing seems out of the ordinary, with exception to a blue aura being emitting from the one on his right hip*
hmm... that's supposed to glow only at certain times *hic* BLAST!!
*rushes to the towering crow's nest and climbs to the top, pulling out his telescope to the survey horizon*
if me instincts be servin' me right... ((i wonder))...
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:22 pm
*walks to find find john screaming at a sword, which gives no response to anything john says*
yep...the swords gotten to his head...
*he then overhears nameless one drunk off his a** wobbling around like a fool*
im surrounded by drunk and crazy men...and for the first time in my life...i dont wanna drink my rum...it must be the end of the world...come puffy-kins!
*a distant meow is heard in the distant, but never comes to kubains side*
hm...he must still be with sparrow sad
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:24 pm
*john walks around the deck ignoring his sword*
S: John, john, john, hellooo, john, JOHN, JOHN JOHN, ahhhhhhhhh, JOHN.
J:....
S: JOHN, JOHN, JOHN, gravy, i mean john, JOHN, JJJOOOHHHNNN!!!!
BASH!!!!
S: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*john sends the sword flying into the horizon untill a sparkle emits and the sword is no more,...for now *
J: GHAAAA....
*john lowers his fist and starts to breathe normally again, as the sword is out of his grasp*
...finally
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:27 pm
alright, now that thats done...
*john hears a faint screm in the behind him*
hmmm?
*the sound becomes louder and louder as it comes closer*
what is that?
S: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
*john peeks behind himself*
oh, damn it...
*john gets impailled by his sword in the stomach*
great,... your back....
*faints*
S: oops
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:25 am
Ilor *stands up and joins Ares in cleaning the guns* "Yes the kope is the one that gave me that cigar I need another one though, this one is almost gone. I've been savering it...or rather forgetting about it." *puts a hand in her pocket and pulls out two cigars* I have more in his bunk, but I suppose it wouldn't be so bad to enjoy these two now... *gives him one as she lights hers up and starts smoking*
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:52 pm
*looks over at her and sees the cigars*
"is one of those for me?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:13 pm
hi everyone!!!
""hi john""
*john looks down to his stomach*
ahhh!, you again, curses...
S: yea remember the whole coming back and impalling you in the stomach?
J:...yea, now that you mention it
*john gives the sword an evil glare*
S: ...ummm, john?
J: why what is it sword?
*john starts twicthing*
S: i hope your not mad...
J: ohhh, im not.... mad
S: oh, ok, but im still in your stomach....
J: yes i know
*john weilds the sword tightly*
S: owwww, that hurts
J: oh, does it now...
S:AHHHHHHH, THE PAIN, it hurts because its PAIN, AHHHHH.
*john pulls the sword out and walks to the refinery mysteriously located somewhere on the ship for some odd reason, anywho... takes the sword to one of those gigantic lava pots*
S: nooooooooooooo, AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
J: he he he hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*throws the sword in*
S: THE PAIN, AHHHHHHHH, IT BURNS AND ITS PAINFUL BECAUSE OF THE BURNESS, AHHHHH!!!!
*griggle, griggle*
J: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*john goes topside and pulls a godly pose, and continues laughing in victorious angush*
J: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....ha....ha...ee ...ha...,...eeh
*john faints from all the blood loss due to the wound in his stomach being reopened over, and over again*
....ough
*out cold*
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:00 pm
Ilor *looks over at her and sees the cigars* "is one of those for me?" That's why I handed you one, sweetheart... *chuckles slightly as she puffs*
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:50 pm
*finishes his work, then cleans the longboat, then pulls out a sign reading "Isis" and places it on the ship of the longboat*
ah...my work is finally done....
*The Isis is twice as big as the other longboats, accompanied by 2 cannons and guns placed below the deck.
The sails were placed with extreme precision and care. the tear coming from kubain's eye tells that he loves his new finihed work*
*sniff*shes so beatuiful...
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:37 pm
thats all and good, kubain, but ye better get started on some more longboats, cannons are good,but not at the moment, we need em fast and your me man to rely on.
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:41 pm
but i think im fainted at the moment, hmmmm, i can give suggestions when im fainted or is it that i didnt say a thing at all, hmmmm, what a predicument im in...
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