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 Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:33 pm
BONA-Face-Killah Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah 0____o WTF? *zooms in on camera at the plump ninja girl* Whoa... I really gotta get this on DVD. Heh heh. xd *watches to see what happens next* (*___*) Plump ninja girl?!? I'll show you a ninja girl who's going to be plump in a minute. *in the blink of an eye, she moves right next to BONA-Face-Killah* *she grabs onto him* *the next moment, they're both gone, and the camera hovers in the air a moment before crashing to the ground* The Vore Ninja strikes again... ninja ((??? WAs I just eaten? @___@)) No, of course not. I just implied I was going to do it and everything I would have done if I was going to eat you. But I didn't really eat you.
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:40 pm
Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah 0____o WTF? *zooms in on camera at the plump ninja girl* Whoa... I really gotta get this on DVD. Heh heh. xd *watches to see what happens next* (*___*) Plump ninja girl?!? I'll show you a ninja girl who's going to be plump in a minute. *in the blink of an eye, she moves right next to BONA-Face-Killah* *she grabs onto him* *the next moment, they're both gone, and the camera hovers in the air a moment before crashing to the ground* The Vore Ninja strikes again... ninja ((??? WAs I just eaten? @___@)) No, of course not. I just implied I was going to do it and everything I would have done if I was going to eat you. But I didn't really eat you. Ahhhh!!!! *smiles pervishly* (=^www^=) Ah... my perving may continue. lmao *gets out an old disposable camera and snaps shots of her* Mwuhahahaha!!!! Pervish evil is a grand thing. XD *runs away with the camera in hand*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:46 pm
BONA-Face-Killah Ahhhh!!!! *smiles pervishly* (=^www^=) Ah... my perving may continue. lmao *gets out an old disposable camera and snaps shots of her* Mwuhahahaha!!!! Pervish evil is a grand thing. XD *runs away with the camera in hand* *sighs and shakes her head* kids these days... *sinks into the shadows* *as BONA-Face-Killah runs away, he is suddenly pulled sideways into a nearby shadow* *Zeusthunder walks out of the shadow with BONA-Face-Killah sticking halfway out of her mouth*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:01 pm
Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah Ahhhh!!!! *smiles pervishly* (=^www^=) Ah... my perving may continue. lmao *gets out an old disposable camera and snaps shots of her* Mwuhahahaha!!!! Pervish evil is a grand thing. XD *runs away with the camera in hand* *sighs and shakes her head* kids these days... *sinks into the shadows* *as BONA-Face-Killah runs away, he is suddenly pulled sideways into a nearby shadow* *Zeusthunder walks out of the shadow with BONA-Face-Killah sticking halfway out of her mouth* *wiggles to try and get free* Let me outta here you overfed princess!! >o< *pokes down her throat* Upchuck me this instant. XD scream
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:05 pm
BONA-Face-Killah Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah Ahhhh!!!! *smiles pervishly* (=^www^=) Ah... my perving may continue. lmao *gets out an old disposable camera and snaps shots of her* Mwuhahahaha!!!! Pervish evil is a grand thing. XD *runs away with the camera in hand* *sighs and shakes her head* kids these days... *sinks into the shadows* *as BONA-Face-Killah runs away, he is suddenly pulled sideways into a nearby shadow* *Zeusthunder walks out of the shadow with BONA-Face-Killah sticking halfway out of her mouth* *wiggles to try and get free* Let me outta here you overfed princess!! >o< *pokes down her throat* Upchuck me this instant. XD scream Hey, who are you calling overfed? Right now, I'm underfed, and in a minute, I'll be fed just the right amount. *swallows him down a little further*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:11 pm
*Feets wiggles out her mouth* NOOO!!! Sorry... sorry!!! Just don't eat me.. I'll do anything. TT,TT I'll be your personal slave if you don't eat me. TT-TT The BONA fears dark and small cramped spaces. TT0TT
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:15 pm
BONA-Face-Killah *Feets wiggles out her mouth* NOOO!!! Sorry... sorry!!! Just don't eat me.. I'll do anything. TT,TT I'll be your personal slave if you don't eat me. TT-TT The BONA fears dark and small cramped spaces. TT0TT Well, I don't really have much use for a personal slave. I mean, I have food right here...
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:18 pm
Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah *Feets wiggles out her mouth* NOOO!!! Sorry... sorry!!! Just don't eat me.. I'll do anything. TT,TT I'll be your personal slave if you don't eat me. TT-TT The BONA fears dark and small cramped spaces. TT0TT Well, I don't really have much use for a personal slave. I mean, I have food right here... ((XD can I addz you?)) But... .. I... I'm a chef. Yeah... that's it. I could be your personal chef... make you cakes, cremes all those kinda things. Heh heh. TT,TT Please.. don't me eat. Everytime a pwettyful plump girl chews on me, god kills an innocent bystander. cry
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:23 pm
BONA-Face-Killah Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah *Feets wiggles out her mouth* NOOO!!! Sorry... sorry!!! Just don't eat me.. I'll do anything. TT,TT I'll be your personal slave if you don't eat me. TT-TT The BONA fears dark and small cramped spaces. TT0TT Well, I don't really have much use for a personal slave. I mean, I have food right here... ((XD can I addz you?)) But... .. I... I'm a chef. Yeah... that's it. I could be your personal chef... make you cakes, cremes all those kinda things. Heh heh. TT,TT Please.. don't me eat. Everytime a pwettyful plump girl chews on me, god kills an innocent bystander. cry Well, if your reasoning for getting me to stop is the killing of innocent bystanders, you must not know me very well. But, the sound of cakes and cremes and stuff does sound very appetizing. I'm honestly not as big as I used to be (for some reason I've been slowly losing weight back to how I used to be before I gained). I suppose I'll let you go. *takes him out of her mouth* But the food better be good! *sends him off to cook*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:35 pm
*goes off to cook... or does he?* Mwuhahahaha!!! I may can cook.. but that don't mean I will. Heh heh. *makes a double of himself to cook, shrinks and quickly scurries away*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 7:44 pm
BONA-Face-Killah *goes off to cook... or does he?* Mwuhahahaha!!! I may can cook.. but that don't mean I will. Heh heh. *makes a double of himself to cook, shrinks and quickly scurries away* *sighs again* When will people ever learn not to doublecross ninjas? We're supernatural! *as BONA-Face-Killah tries to run away, a shadow slowly slides underneath him* *he falls down through the shadow, and appears in front of Zeusthunder at normal size* Since apparently this is the only way I'm going to get a meal. *BONA-Face-Killah finds himself halfway into Zeusthunder's mouth again* Rule #1 of Fighting Ninjas Shadows are not your friends
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:01 pm
TT,TT *sniffles* Fine... shadow clone.. give her... the stuff. *his clone comes with dishes galore* Heh heh... now will you let me out. I mean.. doesn't that look tastier than I do? *asks wiggling* Pwease... let me out.. I really don't like it in here. TT-TT It's all smelly and reeks of Doritos. XD Don't you want to smell like cake and ice cream? ^-^;; *pokes her insides and they nod* Yep... they want sweets.. not mes. ^^;;
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:05 pm
BONA-Face-Killah TT,TT *sniffles* Fine... shadow clone.. give her... the stuff. *his clone comes with dishes galore* Heh heh... now will you let me out. I mean.. doesn't that look tastier than I do? *asks wiggling* Pwease... let me out.. I really don't like it in here. TT-TT It's all smelly and reeks of Doritos. XD Don't you want to smell like cake and ice cream? ^-^;; *pokes her insides and they nod* Yep... they want sweets.. not mes. ^^;; *sniffs the air* Well, I suppose it does look pretty good... Just make sure you don't try to doublecross me again. You'll find I'm not so forgiving the second time around. *heads over to the feast*
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:14 pm
Zeusthunder BONA-Face-Killah TT,TT *sniffles* Fine... shadow clone.. give her... the stuff. *his clone comes with dishes galore* Heh heh... now will you let me out. I mean.. doesn't that look tastier than I do? *asks wiggling* Pwease... let me out.. I really don't like it in here. TT-TT It's all smelly and reeks of Doritos. XD Don't you want to smell like cake and ice cream? ^-^;; *pokes her insides and they nod* Yep... they want sweets.. not mes. ^^;; *sniffs the air* Well, I suppose it does look pretty good... Just make sure you don't try to doublecross me again. You'll find I'm not so forgiving the second time around. *heads over to the feast* *mumbles what she said* Blah... like I care. I'm only using you. Heh heh. *rubs his hands together evily* Mwuhahaha!! After I've fattened you up... I'll go after the rest of the female population. Mwuhahahaha!!! *rushes off to make more of the fattening foods* (laughs to much... don't I? -__-; wink )
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 8:56 pm
I must stop this nefariousness! scream
*leaps from the nearby refridgerator's crisper drawer"
KEEEEYYAAAHH!
*collides with BONA and crashes to the side*
Ow. >.o
*dislodges a clown hammer from an upper shelf*
Oh bother. =/
*hammer falls on fuzzy shattering him into many tiny fuzzies which scamper out throughout the thread*
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