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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:56 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:57 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-one
10. When the beautiful captured spy offers me sexual favors, I'll decline; it's only a trick to kill me and escape.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:58 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:00 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-two
11. If I take up the profession of arms, I will not necessarily ape the Hero's fashion sense. Specifically, I will have sleeves on my shirt, and the shirt will be buttoned.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:01 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:03 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:03 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-three
12. If my partner is named Dirty Harry, I should realize that there is a reason for that and ask for a transfer. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:05 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-four
13. Before accepting the role of Sidekick, I will learn how the position became vacant. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:08 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-five
14. If the Hero sends me out on some errand, I will go, perform the task, and return. I will not drop by the tavern for a tankard of ale.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:10 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-six
15. If the Hero does something that hurts my feelings, I shall presume that it was an honest mistake. I will not go wandering off by myself in a fit of self-pity, only to be captured by the Evil Overlord.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:12 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-seven
16. I will inform the Hero and his associates of any embarrassing secrets, so that the Evil Overlord cannot use them to blackmail me.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:14 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-eight
17. If I am flying a one-man craft which is critically damaged, I will eject. Only if the ejector seat fails will I belt out a long, despairing, agonized scream as I fly the craft into an enemy structure. heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:17 am
Nudge five hundred and thirty-nine
18. If the Hero has any extra-nifty weapons or armor, I will try to obtain like items for myself.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:19 am
Nudge five hundred and forty
19. I will not wear a red shirt when beaming down to a planet. heart
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