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princessdragonwarrior Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:33 pm
AnimesTrinity princessdragonwarrior Granted - It comes to San Antonio and even Paul McCartney shows to meet special people (and you are one of them). You saved for months and finally got the ticket to go. The night of the show you are on your way and the police pull you over and arrest you all because of mistake identity. You sit in jail all night with Marge who is determined to make you her new bit@h and you miss the concert and your out the money (but hey you still have Marge). rofl I wish the school systems would outlaw homework (that off the wall crap the parents get stuck spending hours with jr trying to figure it out even though they will never use it). First off, I was wondering if you knew I was referring to the movie.... it's just taking a while to open here...... and... I don't like the Beatles lmao... so meeting paul mccartney would be horrid in itself... don't get me wrong, I love the songs, just not them singing... they kinda creep me out. Granted, they outlaw homework... and now your kids have to rely on paying attention in school to graduate.... Don't worry, you love them enough that you'll let them live with you forever when they can't get a decent job due to failing. (That's what you get for bringing Paul McCartney to San Antonio) No I did not know it was a movie. Hey give me a break - I'm old. I Googled "Across the Universe" (see go do it) and every hit came up as the Beatles and a theatrical performance. So are you telling me you'll take Marge over Paul? See and I got you in such a tissy that you forgot to ask for your wish. OK so off to find a photobucket of Paul to comment you with rofl
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:11 pm
Edited my post... now there's a wish.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:58 am
Granted.....you can fly.......and Paul McCartney is flying right beside you singing All You Need Is Love!
I wish it would rain.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:31 am
Granted... it rains.... and never stops.... Hope you have flood insurance... hell, I hope you built an ark.
I wish soap operas would disappear of the face of the earth.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:25 am
AnimesTrinity Granted... it rains.... and never stops.... Hope you have flood insurance... hell, I hope you built an ark. I wish soap operas would disappear of the face of the earth. Granted, no more soap operas, but along with it all the good TV is gone. Now all that's left are reruns of The Simple Life. I wish my daughter wasn't so cranky all the time when she gets home from school.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:55 pm
HellBunny77 Granted, no more soap operas, but along with it all the good TV is gone. Now all that's left are reruns of The Simple Life. I wish my daughter wasn't so cranky all the time when she gets home from school. Granted now she doesn't go to school because they kicked her out so you get to deal with her 24/7 I wish Rachel Ray lived at my house and cooked every nights dinner (and cleaned too).
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princessdragonwarrior Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:52 am
princessdragonwarrior Granted now she doesn't go to school because they kicked her out so you get to deal with her 24/7 I wish Rachel Ray lived at my house and cooked every nights dinner (and cleaned too). Granted, but now your family likes her cooking better than yours, and they kick you out of the house because you have become useless to them. (men...actually, this might be a good wish after all) I wish I didn't have to help my friend move today.
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:02 am
HellBunny77 Granted, but now your family likes her cooking better than yours, and they kick you out of the house because you have become useless to them. (men...actually, this might be a good wish after all) I wish I didn't have to help my friend move today. Granted because she has no place to move to so she moves in with you. She eats your food, messes your house and wont contribute to the house hold money. I wish it would stop raining here
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princessdragonwarrior Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:44 pm
Granted, you get a 10 year drought.... and finally the government makes everyone evacuate now that they've declared it 'unfit to live'.
I wish my room would clean itself. Oh, and the laundry too...
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:58 am
Granted your room is clean and no dirty laundry WHY - because you were robbed and you now have nothing but the clothes on your back (that are now starting to smell). But the robbers left Boo so all is well however they stole the bf computer too so now he can't play counterstrike biggrin
Next week my son gets his drivers license (learners permit) ACK! I wish a fairy would teach him to drive and then pay my car insurance that is now going to go thru the roof. eek
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princessdragonwarrior Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:41 pm
Granted, but it was a British fairy, and now he drives on the wrong side of the road........... she pays your insurance but your son causes so many accidents (driving on the left side will do that...) that the insurance company drops you..... and blackballs you..... so now you can't get insurance at all.... but the fairy offers to pay for your bus pass.
I wish I didn't have to ever get on another airplane.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:29 am
Granted no more planes now your only means of transportation is helicopters (the ones with no doors). Your private pilot is a former stunt helicopter pilot and he has the hots for you so he want's to impress you.
I wish I could crawl back in bed and veg all day long (I don't feel good) and a fairy would come clean house and cook. Oh and is it to much to ask that kids and hubby become mutes today too mrgreen
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princessdragonwarrior Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:28 am
Granted, everything's clean... except your "mutes" are now deaf too...... so they just stare at you blankly... don't listen to anything you say.... just stare and blink.
I wish my scholarship money would come... it's 2 ******** months late.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:28 am
AnimesTrinity Granted, everything's clean... except your "mutes" are now deaf too...... so they just stare at you blankly... don't listen to anything you say.... just stare and blink. I wish my scholarship money would come... it's 2 ******** months late. Ohhh, I so have left this one alone, not wanting to jinx it, but here goes (and hey...maybe it will come in now) Granted, your scholarship money comes in the mail....at least you thought it was your scholarship money......they tell you it was all a mistake.....and you owe them.) Arrgh I didn't want to say that. I wish I could have a day off.
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princessdragonwarrior Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:43 pm
LynnieH I wish I could have a day off. Granted you got the day off but now you have to take your Florida friend Debbie (cough cough ME) shopping........ heart I wish I could figure out why why why my one cat now has the habit of peeing on any piece of clothes she can find....ugh!!!! Oh and my wish is to stop it domokun
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