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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:01 pm
(That was on the other night XP )
Intercomm: And on your left, we have am A-Wing, careening out of control, torwards the Bridge
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:03 am
Intercom: I ain't from 'round these here parts. Any o' y'all know a good place ta stop fer a beer?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:22 am
Intercom: Next stop on our tour: the trash compactor!
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:33 am
Officer: Captain, the preparations you requested are complete. We are ready to fight... those yankees.
Captain: Good, now git 'er done!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:45 pm
TK-412: So.... didya hear the one about the wookiee playing chess?
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:02 am
Officer: Um, Captain, is it supposed to be making a noise like that?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:27 pm
"Smithers! Stop playing with that! You'll kill us a---....Smithers? SMITHERS!!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:36 pm
"Attention, Attention: Rogue Jedi loose on lower decks."
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:51 pm
Officer: To tell you the truth, Rookie, no one takes this job serious anymore. Just look at Johnson piloting the ship. He's heading straight for that--oh s**t, STOP!
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:38 pm
Captain: All power to the shields! Evasive action! Fire at will! Helm, get us outta here, now!
Officer: Captain?
Captain: Scramble all fighters! Prepare for boarders!
Officer: Uh, Captain...
Captain: Brace for impact! Go to Ludicrous Speed!
Officer: CAPTAIN!
Captain: Huh? What?
Officer: Dude, have you been in the spice stash again?
Captain: Ye-... No... Maybe...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:53 pm
Meanwhile, aboard an SD with fresh enlistments...
Officer: PEW PEW! TAKE THAT ROOKIE! Haha, good game of stormy and rebel.
...The rookie is in his underwear armed with a stick.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:05 pm
Officer: Hey, Johnny, remember that time I said if I ever got put on the helm of a star destroyer, I'd just ram it into Corellia's Nine Hells the instant the Captain got onto me about anything?
( short while later )
Captain: Helmsman, what the Hell are you doing!?
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:24 pm
Officer: All maintenance, report to the poop deck for incoming Hutt delegates.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:28 pm
((Its the bilge, EK))
Intercom: Attention crew. Lord Vader is hear for the yearly performance review.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:10 pm
Intercom: To improve morale, only the fifteen most incompetent officers will be executed this week.
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