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 Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:45 pm
SephirothXVincent777 Mister Futa ReyKWU There was a close call today. I had the tip of my wiener in my mouth drinking my sauce when my mom decided to knock on the door and come in. I had enough time to get into a normal pose. I think I'll try doing that in the bathroom where there's a lock. That sounded awesome 3nodding and EROTIC! it sounded awesomely erotic xD OH! I can do that, it isn't that hard, you just need to be flexible enough. Being able to put your leg behind your head helps a lot. Sperm is good though... i wish they could turn it into a condiment at pizza parlours and such. "'Would like and semen with that?' 'Why, yes, yes i would, could i have it with extra mayonaise?'"
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:25 pm
Check up on a book called Natural Harvest.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:23 pm
I dunno...
I think that drinking your own semen is a little much. I've never crossed that line. =o
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:11 am
yea. i can put my legs behind my leg (8 yrs of yoga outta make u that flexible) but never had the idea occured to me to drink my own natural disperson. lol. It kinda sux gettin caught, ive had my dad catch me when i was 16. he just looked at me and said "son..er...when ur done...i need you to help me chop down the tree in the back...and go to the store to pick up some porkchops...". It doesnt get any worse tho then when ur roommate walks in on you. and even worse is when ur having sex. Thank hera ive got my own place by myself!!! sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:03 pm
"I don't think I've ever been caught, but I'd have lots of close calls. Once I looked up and saw my dad was in the room, but he was just looking over when I saw him so he may or may not have seen where my hand was. The other time was in the car at midnight on our way home from vacation. My older brother turned around to the back seat and almost caught me."
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:51 pm
Almost caught once when my sister decide to pick the lock on my door and burst in
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:31 pm
I've been caught by my mom, and my good friend at the same time. They came in the house and I was on my couch because my mom told me she'd be home late, apperently she bumped into my friend and invited him to come eat.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:53 pm
Just last night this guy and I got caught in the middle of oral sex.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:19 pm
I've been caught having sex before. My mother walked in on me and my ex shagging.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:41 pm
close call..... i was doing my thing while watching porn. my mom was asleep, then she came out of her room to tell me to go to bed, it was soooooooo close! good thing she was tired
redface
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:16 pm
I never got caught. I was so hard once, that I had to do it in a middle of a test. No one noticed. =D
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:35 pm
RetardedRen I never got caught. I was so hard once, that I had to do it in a middle of a test. No one noticed. =D really? Wow. I would never have the balls to do that. I'm way too paranoid.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:36 pm
Real President of Nothing RetardedRen I never got caught. I was so hard once, that I had to do it in a middle of a test. No one noticed. =D really? Wow. I would never have the balls to do that. I'm way too paranoid.
Hehe. My class had over than 28 students. And the teacher was right in front of me. I did it like... 5 times. XD
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:01 pm
RetardedRen Real President of Nothing RetardedRen I never got caught. I was so hard once, that I had to do it in a middle of a test. No one noticed. =D really? Wow. I would never have the balls to do that. I'm way too paranoid.
Hehe. My class had over than 28 students. And the teacher was right in front of me. I did it like... 5 times. XD
Holy cow! Five times? That's kind of hot. redface
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:02 pm
Real President of Nothing RetardedRen Real President of Nothing RetardedRen I never got caught. I was so hard once, that I had to do it in a middle of a test. No one noticed. =D really? Wow. I would never have the balls to do that. I'm way too paranoid.
Hehe. My class had over than 28 students. And the teacher was right in front of me. I did it like... 5 times. XD
Holy cow! Five times? That's kind of hot. redface
Lol. Yeah...
You're funny.
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