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another_average_asian Crew
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 Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:29 pm
[Vincent's Log]
Val has gone insane and has begun a destructive rampage.
The prototype vodka machine has been destroyed. Perhaps it was
for the best. It only made rum. The popcorn aren't too happy about it.
They keep asking why is the rum gone?
[end log]
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:13 am
Jin! We have to find Vincent.
He's been running some sort of crazy experiments
and we need to stop....and look at the dazzling colors~!
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:16 pm
[Vincent's log]
Apparently while I was asleep the popcorns had a schism.
One faction believes I'm their dad and loyal to me, while the other
believes Val is their mom and loyal to her.
I must purge the vault of all Val sympathizers
before the experiments are ruined.
[end log]
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:43 am
actually you need to sit down.
*sits val down*
and more important, we need to find vincent so i can figure out what part of this is his doing and what part was caused by that virus thing.
hehehe... unless it's all the same.
hahah- that isn't funny.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:17 am
*calms down a bit*
Val...okay....okay. I'm in control.
Momo, where's Vincent?
Momo: *hologram of Momo appears*
....He told me not to say.
Val: Momo! Where is he?
Momo: ...he's not in his pod.
*disappears*
Val: Momo? Momo! Damn it!
She's against me. They're all plotting against me...
What are you laughing at!?!
*steps on a popcorn*
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:47 am
*popcorn starts to scream but is cut off*
HAHAHAHAHA sucks to be you little guy!
i wonder if they scream because of pain or because of fear.
or are they just trying to be creepy?
do they have dreams?
*picks up popcorn*
are they smart enough to know what misery is?
i must... make a note to run tests later.
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:16 pm
Popcorn1: Jack nooooo!
Popcorn2: See this is proof that she's a monster.
Popcorn3: Burn the witch!
*lights a matchstick with no distinguishable hands*
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 1:07 am
*eats all 3 popcorns*
Mmm...now if I was Vincent....
*gulps*
Where would I be?
Probably somewhere with lots of blood.
Let's try the blood room.
*eats another popcorn*
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:27 pm
wait!
*throws popcorn to the side*
we have a blood room!?!
why wasn't i told?
the cure for whatever it is that's effecting us can be can be synthesized in blood.
well, i think it can.
i haven't proved that it can't be. yet.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 7:12 pm
[Vincent's log]
So it turns out the Popcorns aren't very effective combat
units. Val just eats them all up. All I can do is send waves
and waves of popcorns to their deaths. *sigh*
Oh well there's other ways to amuse myself.
[end]
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:46 am
[jin's audio log: day unknown]
it seems this virus is spreading at a rapid rate.
i can see its effects and feel it growing stronger.
it appears that only i can save everyone.
hehe.... never thought i would say that.
[end transmission]
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:26 am
Val: *sounds of footsteps echo the halls as she continues
walking to the blood room while smashing the occasional popcorn*
I wonder how long we've down here in the vault?
Weeks? Months? Years? Decades?
I can't tell anymore...
Before you escaped from your bottle, all I had were these
stupid popcorns for company....
*a popcorn gives a slight scream as it gets crushed by her mace*
...well it wasn't all bad. At some point there were some that called me...mommy.
They were a great bunch. I loved them like they were my own children.
I even gave them names. Billy, Joe, Greta, Orville, Act II, Cracker Jack, Caramell...
Eventually I gathered them all in a bucket...
I don't know what happened but they just kept disappearing one by one.
Butters was the last to go. He tried to tell me something before he disappeared, but
for some reason I just can't seem to remember....
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:38 am
was it trying to say something along the lines of:
"please don't eat me like the rest, i thought you loved me-AAAAHHHHH"
and then silence?
strange right?
but what i find even stranger, was that any sentient being would call you "mommy" or better yet that you named one Cracker Jack.
i love Cracker Jacks!
what were we talking about?
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 4:21 pm
*popcorns coordinate for an attack*
Popcorns: Transform!!!!
*the popcorns gather up and merge to form
a monster that's only about 1 head higher than
Val and Jin. They raise their arms*
Come at us bro!
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:07 am
Heh...pathetic.
*swings her mace and
breaks the monster apart*
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