Things TB Characters Would NEVER Say

[Lilith Hoshi]

Choose any character from TB and make them say something that they would positively NEVER say.

For example...

Cain: I like fluffy pink bunnies!  

[black dahlia99]

Cain: would you like to have dinner together little bro?
Abel: no thank you, I'm not hungry.  

[An Undead Sin]

^ Damnnnn. o.o

Alessandro: Don't worry! I'll protect you! -manly pose-  

[Lilith Hoshi]

UndeadTiger

^ Damnnnn. o.o

Alessandro: Don't worry! I'll protect you! -manly pose-

...That image scares me.

Ion: I DON'T have urges to do it with Esther!
Abel: And I don't have urges to go Crusnik on Ion!  

[An Undead Sin]

Michiyo_Hikari

UndeadTiger

^ Damnnnn. o.o

Alessandro: Don't worry! I'll protect you! -manly pose-

...That image scares me.

As does I...

Ion: Who said I love Esther?! She's a total hag! (Of god it pains me to type that.)

Abel: -on killing spree- Myahahahahaaaa~!  

[i am a honey bee]

Kasper von Neumann
"Woah! Check out that hott chick!"

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Isaak von Kampfer
"Ewww...Caterina is ugly..."

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Caterina Sforza
"I will join the Rosen Cruez Orden one day...then die."
[But True.]

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Helga von Vogelweide
"I am a whore. Ahahahahah!"
[Also True. xD]

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Melchior von Neumann
"Dolls are dumb. *pouts*"

 

[Pocky Enthusiast]

Tres Iqus
"But Professor, I want to be a real boy!!"

Cardinal Francesco di Medici
"Thank you Caterina, I believe we should calmly sit down and try to find a peaceful solution without the bloodshed of the innocents involved."  

[Pocky Enthusiast]

UndeadTiger

Abel: -on killing spree- Myahahahahaaaa~!

I was about to write something very similar, but you beat me to it. X-D  

[Fullmetal-Shinobi]

Ion: I wanna be a ninja......BELIEVE IT!!!!! *ties a Leaf Village Headband around his forehead and fails at the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu*  

[An Undead Sin]

Younger Ion: I love Terrans!

Abel: -hovering over younger Caterina- Caterina, I... Am Your Father!
Caterina: Noooo! -sobs-  

[Pocky Enthusiast]

I got another one!

Anyone from the Vatican, "God damn it!!!" rofl  

[hignagiku]

cain:Oh my god im totally psyched that my bro and sis have made friends that are decent. *hugs abel and seth than takes them out to tea*  

[Iyasai]

Abel: "I'm rich!!!"  

[Ramza Kane Valentine]

Esther: "I'm the greatest!"  

[Lilith Hoshi]

Abel: I am not a Crusnik!

Ion: And I am not a Methusalah!