|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:22 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:05 pm
The crowd begins to cheer loudly as Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce hits the arena, signalling the entrance of the Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright!Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra StreisandAnnouncer: "Introducing first! From London, England! Weighing in at 205 lbs and standing at 6 ft tall! He is The Extraordinary Englishman and the TWE World Champion....CAAAAARTWRIGHT!" Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-ooCartwright makes his way to the ring wearing wrestling tights, boots and a leather jacket. Cartwright slides under the bottom rope and poses on the turnbuckles for the fans. He removes his jacket and waits for his mystery opponent for tonight.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:49 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 12:16 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 11:21 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 7:20 am
After Cartwright waited, waited, and waited, the titantron lit up showing the owner of TWE, Cyrus Everblaze. "Ok, so.. Here's the thing, I thought we had enough people to do a match for the TWE World championship, but unfortunately I miscounted." Cyrus paused as booing could be heard. "We actually didn't have an extra person for this match. We actually tried to get in touch with Hiro... but frankly he was just too expensive at the moment. He wouldn't work for a weeks worth of pizza..." Cyrus looked up at the camera. "But I tell you what, before the repo men come to take away ring and break my legs, we're going to have the main event of the century! That's right, the TWE champion, Cartwright, will go against none other than-"
"Joe the Pizza Guy!" Joe suddenly appeared on screen, cutting of the man of Dreams.
"Joe? You don't even know how to wrestle!"
"No, but I'm co-owner, and I'm tonight I decided to make myself the number one contender!"
Cyrus patted his friend on the shoulder. "You do what you gotta do Joe, that'll give me enough time to drive to Mexico and leave all of this behind me!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 7:29 am
Cartwright is shocked on many counts! One being that Hiro was too expensive for TWE...they must have put all their budget into The Extraordinary Englishman, so they have nothing left for anyone else! A smart business move in Cartwright's head, he deserves the money because he's extraordinary!
But now Joe The Pizza Guy has just announced himself to be the Number One Contender to Cartwright's TWE World Championship! Joe is slowly walking towards the ring while Cartwright looks bemused at the fact that this guy thinks that he is capable of beating The Englishman and winning the championship on what may be TWE's last show!
Cartwright allows Joe all the time he needs to get into the ring and prepare himself, The Englishman looks in no rush to get the match started, showing how confident he is feeling.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:58 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:25 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:16 pm
Six long years would pass by in the blink of an eye, the TWE fans awaiting something out of Joe the Pizza Guy and Cartwright. They stood there flexing for the crowd as nearly 2190 days passed. It was embarrassing how long it took for this TWE World Championship match to begin. The world pleaded and needed for this situation to be rectified...and their years of prayers FINALLY would be answered. Well, I tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping
Out on the street, the traffic starts jumping
With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5 Dolly Parton's sultry voice filled the arena, causing the single largest pop in the history of professional wrestling. The fans lost their ******** minds. I'm talking, HUGE, HUGE ******** POPS. Immediately fans ran off to purchase TWE t-shirts, starting multiple chants related to the company popping them. #TWEChampionship was trending worldwide. I can't ******** believe it. We really saved the company. "Screwdriver" Jerry McGwire came out from the back in his dirty wifebeater, slamming his chest with a fist and pointing to the sky. The everyman, the true regular Joe, he was going to do what all essential workers did -- keep society moving along. Jerry reaches the ring and shoves Joe the Pizza Guy out of it, causing the young man to collapse at ringside as if he got hit by a car. Jerry slaps the hardhat he is wearing several times as the ring announcer emerges from the Sarcophagus he was resting in. "And introducing his opponent, from New York, New York, weighing in at 259 pounds...he is "Screwdriver" Jerry McGwire!" Jerry leaped up and down with his arm up, the fans firmly behind him and super excited. Women flashed him, men bought his t-shirts which were now being sold in the axxess shop. His timberland boots quaked as he prepared to face Cartwright here tonight and win the title, bringing TWE back into the national spotlight in the process.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:55 pm
I know the score like the back of my hand..
Them other boys, I don't give a damn..
They kiss on the ring, I carry the crown..
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down! Stepping out onto the stage was the the homely appearance of a forgotten member of Cyrus' entourage, the man wore rags and had no shoes, Joe! He knew he had unfinished business in the forgotten realm of TWE, and he sure wasn't going to lose out on a title opportunity by some spotlight stealing construction worker.
Unfortunately for Jerry, as Joe had not in fact made his entrance, the construction worker seemed to have mistaken the ring announcer for the former pizza delivery boy and knocked the poor man out of the ring!"I think I broke my hip....ahhh.... fighting for his dinner, from the cold streets of Minneapolis.... ahhh... weighing in at 195 lbs... 'Homeless' Joe Guy!...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:00 pm
Cartwright's post had lied to him. There had been no entrance by Joe, instead it had been the poor ring announcer that had been attacked. Jerry was disgusted, having attacked a poor man for flexing and doing his job. It didn't matter now though, as Joe had finally in fact made his appearance. It took him years to get to the arena and it surely wasn't kind to him. It looked like, now, there was going to be a triple threat match for the TWE Championship. Cartwright, 'Homeless' Joe Guy, and "Screwdriver" Jerry McGwire. The world would surely be changed by this insane encounter of astronomical proportions. We were going to save the territory today. It was going to be the moment EVERYONE knew was coming, just not when it would.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:07 pm
Cartwright's posts never lie, the English gentleman had indeed given Joe all the time he needed to make it to the ring. It took the man 6 years to prepare for this title bout and he wasn't going to come into it untrained and unhardened. The former Pizza guy had given up cheese and pepperoni lifestyle, lost his worldly possessions, and had only three more payments on his extra large deluxe refrigerator box. It was safe to say he was finally on this like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 4:07 pm
The match that everyone has been waiting six years for has just gotten even bigger! Cartwright and Joe may have had so long to prepare for each other, but Jerry has thrown a spanner into both of their plans, neither them or the fans saw this coming! The mystery opponents keep on coming and Jerry has surprised the champion!
But Cartwright is a proud and fighting champion, he isn't going to let this stop him from defending his pride and joy, the TWE World Championship. Cartwright isn't going to let this stop him from saving the territory, despite six years of inactivity. Cartwright was born in this fed and he will die in this fed.
Cartwright looks at his opposition. Joe has every reason why it took him six years to arrive written all over his face. It has been a rough journey to the arena, to say the least. Jerry looks like a man who knows when to pick his spot, Jerry thinks that this is his time to shine! Cartwright wonders who of the two can surprise him the most, what lengths they will go to to win his championship.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 5:11 pm
Jerry huffed and puffed, bouncing in place for a moment to stretch out his body. He'd spent some time earlier that day using a jackhammer on a New York City street corner. It was a rough job, but someone had to do it. Now he was going to be main eventing in his first match for The Wrestling Effect, and he was prepared to walk out as champion. The ref hoisted Cartwright's belt up high and checked will all three men -- and it was ready to go.
The bell rang, and "Screwdriver" looked to take it to 'Homeless' Joe Guy immediately by backing him into a corner so he could lay into him with big punches!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
