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 Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:06 am
Fine I'll just make a new thread you subforum-ers...
Hmm... good quotes? Anyone?
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:59 am
A woman once came up to Chuck Norris asking him to save her dying baby, he then karate chopped the baby in the throat, killing it instantly. Chuck then impregnated the woman and two days later she gave birth to Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once brought a baby lamb back to life, he then round-house kicked it in the head, breaking it's neck. He then said to the crowd surrounding him "The good Chuck Giveth, the bad Chuck taketh away!".
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:28 pm
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents did.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting - hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:39 pm
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris, Chuck then said "Do you know who I am? I am Chuck Norris!" At the mere mention of Chuck Norris' name the blind man could see again, sadly, the first last and only thing he saw was a round-house kick to the face.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:18 pm
When God said "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
biggrin Chuck Norris jokes are all over WoW, when did this Chuck Norris joke rage start happening?
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:13 pm
Raulnor When God said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said, "Say please." biggrin Chuck Norris jokes are all over WoW, when did this Chuck Norris joke rage start happening? I've always had it, infact in school we're writing a story about Chuck Norris, apparently he ordered a pizza and they didn't put anchovies on it so he round-house kicked all of them.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:18 pm
God! Crazy people!
Chuck Norris is silly. I've heard all of those, give me something good.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:15 pm
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you automatically win. Forever.
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:47 pm
Blank Dice If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you automatically win. Forever. Lol, nice. xP -wins forever- mad
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:58 pm
Blank Dice If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you automatically win. Forever. Wait.. *Counts letters in Chuck Norris' name* *Remembers how many letter's you are allowed on the scrabble board.* Gah, I can't believe I never spelled his name before.
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:32 pm
Raulnor Blank Dice If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you automatically win. Forever. Wait.. *Counts letters in Chuck Norris' name* *Remembers how many letter's you are allowed on the scrabble board.* Gah, I can't believe I never spelled his name before. Yeah, you suck at life. ;D
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:09 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:08 pm
You suck at life as well. mad
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:56 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:42 pm
I think we've already proved it.
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