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 Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:55 am
This is where I do what I want.
Which is mostly me just typing something inane.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:59 am
Did you ever dream about eating miniature pillows, and when you woke up your marshmellows were gone?
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:01 am
If I had to choose between left and right.. I'd choooose... left. No, right. Ah ******** it I'd probably get lost either way neutral
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:03 am
I've always wanted to eat a lizard. But I'd settle for a snake.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:06 am
Is there a definitive amount of sexy before it becomes too much for your shirt?
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:11 am
Y'know who I really wanna learn to talk like? Ted Nugent.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:14 am
Something you might find in a drawer; Buttons.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:33 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:34 pm
I think the muffin man secretly bakes cupcakes.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:36 pm
Spinach has not given me the forearms I've come to expect.
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:09 am
One two three four five,
Six seven eight nine ten,
Eleven Twelve.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:58 pm
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:07 am
A young woman from South Carolina,
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her v****a,
With the proper-sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
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marzipancakes Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:16 am
I'm RUINING the consta-rog.
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