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 Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:22 pm
The following one on 3 "don't call my bluff" handicap match is set for one fall...
introducing 1st...
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:47 pm
"We're gonna reek some glorious carnage across the land!"
"Carnage eh? I like the sound of that! You promised us Carnage, now deliver it!"CAAAAAARRRRNNNAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE RUUUUUUUULLLEEESSS Rockin' and rollin' my way through town,
Yeah, baby, I get around,
Make mine murder, paint the town red,
Squash any spider, hanging by a thread
You can't run, I'm having too much,
Listen all you fools, don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice, heed my word and pay my price. Yuke, Karen and Claire came out at the same time wearing their Team Carnage outfits. It was now apparent this was a Team Carnage reunion! ' Making their way to the ring, the team of Yuke Clepsydra, Claire Hawkins and Karen Attwood......
They are TEAAAAAAAMMMMM CAAAAAAAARRRRRRNAAAAAGGGGEEEE' All day long I'm completely insane,
Crashin' and smashin' like a hurricane,
Cruisin' all my ride,
You best step aside,
First on my list,
Crushin' bugs with my fist,
My blade's all red,
Hear what I said? The trio got the apron, Yuke stood up on the apron and opened her legs as Karen climbed through it like a wolf, she then stood up and started to feel up Yuke's curves, as Yuke dropped down and did a split going through Karen's legs.
Claire in the mean time flipped backwards over the ropes and as the three then got up and leaned over the ropes and showed off their clevage as they got into middle of the ring and posed Charlie's Angels style. Listen all you fools, don't you know that carnage rules?...
I'm out of my mind, no time to waste,
It helps me unwind, I love the chase,
This wasting, dude, is nothing but rude,
There's no stoppin' all this toppin',
No matter what your size, crushin' spiders like flys,
Listen all you fools, don't you know carnage rules?
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:56 pm
 The sound of drums blast throughout the arena as the music Amazing by Kanye West plays. The lyrics begin to play and Justin slowly comes walking out, with a mic. He actually seemed scared, and a lot of the crowed seen this and began to laugh. They weren't even booing, just laughing. Justin stopped at the stage for a second and felt his a**. No he wasn't gay, he was checking to see if he had s**t himself. Nope, not yet. The crowed began to laugh even harder! It's amazing, I'm the reason,
Everybody fired up this evening.
I'm exhausted, barely breathing,
Holding on to what I believe in.
No matter what you'll never take that from me,
My reign is as far as your eyes can see."On his way to the ring, from Saskatchewan, Canada, weighing in at 240lbs, he is "The Amazing", Justin Amaze!"Justin looked around at the crowed, and then back at the three women in the ring. Lets see here, one had a nasty bite, one likes to choke the hell out of people. and as for Yuke. Well, he had never faced her, but she reminded Justin of Karen. Stepping into the ring with three devils fit this scene perfectly. Justin then slowly began to walk down the ramp and stopped halfway. He raised the mic to his mouth. He also raised his hand forward, as if saying stop. "Alright, chill, chill."It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'
It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'
It's amazin'
(Let's go)Justin's music then faded and he lowered his hand. He still had his terrified look. Justin was built with a lot of muscle, and yet he was scared? The fans continued to laugh. The true expression of 'lmao'. Some even had the true expression of 'rofl'. Justin lowered his hand, took a deep breath and spoke again. "Chill. Yo, I don't know who made this match, and I can't tell if I just s**t my pants!"The crowed found this side splitting. "This is insane! I have to fight the three bitches! One likes to put things in her mouth, one likes to choke, and I don't even want to know how Yuke swings!"It was proven here how ******** dumb Justin truly was. Saying stuff like that to Team Carnage right before he had to get in the ring with them? Refer back to 'it was proven here how ******** dumb Justin truly was'. "Aight, I truly do not want to enter that ring right now, I'll tell you that! However, if I can manage to pin either of you, that could sky rocket Velocity! So just back up for a couple seconds while I get into the ring!"Justin brought his hand up again as he began to take off his hat, glasses, and chain.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:03 pm
Yuke placed her arms around Claire and Karen in an affectionate manner. Just because she was married to Chrono didn't mean anything if it came to her favorite toys Karen and Claire.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:07 pm
Justin then made his way down the ramp fully and now standing on the outside of the ring. Justin took his shirt off and dropped it on the floor. However, he didn't take off his brass knuckles. Without his sight leaving the three, he rubbed his brass knuckles, hoping that they'd come in handy. Justin placed a hand on the bottom rope and then took a deep breath before sliding into hell.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:10 pm
Yuke smirked at the gall of Justin, as she let go of Karen and Claire's shoulders.
"You have a lot to learn child, and I owe you an a** kicking."
she said as she attempted a low drop kick to Justin.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:11 pm
Claire, the one with arguably largest bust out of the trio, spun out of Yuke's grasp and slid out of the ring in a surprisingly graceful and fluid motion! With Team Carnage color skirt shifting appropriately, Claire swiftly went over to the time keeper and his bell! By that she grabbed the bell and clobbered him in the face with it! She bent over, picked up the little hammer, and rang the bell herself! Thus the match was underway, and Claire had already had a weapon and her first casualty!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:14 pm
It didn't take long for the match to get started as Claire did the honors of ringing the bell herself, and right when Justin got in, he was greeted by a low drop kick! Thankfully for the ropes, he didn't fall out of the ring! Not even to his feet yet and he's getting owned!
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:28 pm
Yuke flipped over the ropes and knocked out the announcer and grabbed his microphone.
"You shouldn't have crossed us Justin, because as you're aware of there are strength in numbers now you're going to face our honorary members for tonight..." she said making a motion
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:29 pm
Just as the match starts Sandra comes back to EEW and walks down to the ring in Team Carnage colored ring gear and climbs into the ring now Justin is really screwed.
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Master_Terranort Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:58 pm
"Oh Justin..."
Karen spoke up in a teasing like tone.
"I know this is probably a bad time but I thought you'd like some... dessert..."
She was offering him something to eat instead of trying to kick his a**?
"...something sweet like... I dunno... cotton candy?"
Karen then turned to the entrance before shouting.
"B!! COME ON OUT!!!"
"I didn't mean to turn you... ON!!"
and sure enough... big sister Bianca dressed in Carnage colors stepped out from the entrance and down to the ring.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:03 pm
 "YOUR TOUCH!"
I really do think not though. It's possible Mardy did not even realize she wore Red and Black and it's even more possible that Mardy did not know of Team Carnage. Actually, it's the truth. Mardy didn't know who Team Carnage was. The only thing she knew was that she was way too high to be driving. It's also important to know that Mardy did not know where her locker room was. Which might explain her being here.
Mardy Wilkes-Booth walks down the ramp in her red shorts, black Adidas, and useless suspenders. She's carrying with her a magnificent looking bong. It looks like one of those two-footers. She obviously used it before hand. The whole thing was red and black too. Mardy and El Bongo got to the ring in no time however now was not the time to climb the mountainous stairs.
She needed a rest. Mardy walks around the ring like it was no big deal. She wasn't even acknowledging anyone in the arena. This was due to her genuinely not noticing much of anything on her trip to the time keepers table.
She sits back in the folding chair within arms reach of Claire and Claire's bell. Mardy notices the bell first and jumps, almost startled. She shrugs and pulls out a lighter from the pocket of her shorts. Her music cut out without any notice because Mardy was now taking a very large hit off El Bongo.
She holds in the smoke for a while. She exhales into the rafters when she needs a breath of "fresh air". Mardy offers El Bongo over to Claire. Offered... not attacked. A new one for Mardy.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:07 pm
"I'm sure that desert will be quite... Marvelous"
And with that Karla Sofen made her entrance following behind Bianca and Mardy. She was dressed in her Ms. Marvel uniform.
"And I loooooooooove Cotton Candy" she said with a smirk as she started leaning on Bianca when she got into the ring.
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:14 pm
By now Justin recovered from the drop kick and was leaning against the bottom rope. Oh.. hot.. damn. Karla, Bianca, Karen, Yuke, Sandra, and the pot heads. Who, the ******** decided this match? Hell nahh man! Justin quickly slid under the rope and out of the ring!
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Master_Terranort Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:16 pm
Sandra slides out onto one side of the ring to block Justin's escape route and reaches under the ring for a bottle of ale and starts to chug it.
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