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 Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:40 pm
The 100% True Facts Of Chuck Norris
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:55 am
Chuck Norris Doesn't Sleep He Waits
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:15 am
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:08 pm
chuck norris can run so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head, then run the other way and kick him self in the face in self defence
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:47 pm
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
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XxLilly StarxX rolled 20 100-sided dice:
27, 34, 10, 66, 77, 17, 8, 61, 95, 37, 39, 22, 27, 78, 7, 27, 86, 10, 61, 64
Total: 853 (20-2000)
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:12 am
Chuck Norris counted to infiniti......Twice......
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:18 am
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:33 pm
Me and my bro came up with this
Chuck norris can slam revolving doors.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:52 am
Chuck norris is the reason waldos hiding
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:35 pm
God made Chuck Norris immortal so that he will never die and kick god's a**.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:43 pm
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in a**-kicking.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:49 pm
Chuck Norris once ate a 75 oz. steak in one hour and he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:25 am
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:40 pm
Water drowns in Chuck Norris
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:43 pm
If at first you dont succede your not chuck norris
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